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Oh, sweetie, no! It was going so well! Glam waitress Britney Spears was out shopping today when her bodyguard got her into a fender bender with a paparazzi’s car. She can settle this easy. Just have Gerard Butler visit that guy’s ass. There’s no need to exchange insurance information. Gerard will just pummel that dude with his fists until he has only jagged stubs for left for teeth and will acquiesce  to your demands to “just keep this between us, OK?”

He should have let her drive! She’s a force to be reckoned with down at the go-karts!

We can all still marvel at that clean weave. She’s really been big on the upkeep of the horse hair lately. It’s a whole new era. Well, usually.

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Oh, sweetie, no! It was going so well! Glam waitress Britney Spears
was out shopping today when her bodyguard got her into a fender bender
with a paparazzi’s car. She can settle this easy. Just have Gerard Butler
visit that guy’s ass. There’s no need to exchange insurance
information. Gerard will just pummel that dude with his fists until he
has only jagged stubs for left for teeth and will acquiesce  to your
demands to “just keep this between us, OK?”

He should have let her drive! She’s a force to be reckoned with down at the go-karts!We
can all still marvel at that clean weave. She’s really been big on the
upkeep of the horse hair lately. It’s a whole new era. Well, usually.