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You might have seen pics of this man always hanging out the passenger side of Britney’s ride, trying to holla at me. His name is Sam lufti and he’s Britney’s right hand scrub. He was supposed to give a deposition in Britney and Kevin Federline’s custody battle. They wanted him to open up about Britney’s wacky behavior and strange habits. And maybe find out why she was trying to shoplift drawers down at the Hustler store. Sam chose not to show up. So K-Fed’s lawyer is now seeking a court order to insure that lufti will be present for questioning in January. lufti’s kind of a quirky guy. He evaded the first attempt to subpeona him by ramming his car into the process server’s. That’s one way to exhibit displeasure or attempt an escape. Jesus, you’d think they were trying to strap a bomb to his chest. lufti has spent a significant amount of time with Brit lately, and even texted Ryan Seacrest that the pregnancy by J.R. Rotem rumors were false. This is such a Howard K. Stern moment. If this guy takes her ass to live in the Bahamas, we’d all better start praying for her survival.

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More photos of Britney Spears from the night of her birthday are after the jump.

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