Britney Spears….Oh, I Give Up

February 7th, 2007 // 14 Comments

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This is just….a sad sad item from The New York Post . It’s just …truthful, and like the end of the movie. And not a happy ending, where there’s a wedding or the adoption goes through or there’s a kiss and the pedestrians around start clapping. It’s more like when Bette Midler died onstage in the Rose. Or Courtney Love floated at the bottom of the bathtub while a wheelchair-bound Woody Harrelson tries to drag her out. I mean, I know it’s not Pete Doherty or anything. But there’s just a feeling that the credits are gonna roll soon. And someone’s going to retire to a trailer park.

She’s here for Fashion Week, but Britney Spears could use some fashion tips. The pop tart was spotted in the bathroom of the Carlyle Hotel on Friday about 11 p.m., primping with friends in front of the mirror. Our spy overheard Spears complain, “Y’all, I feel old! I’m 24, y’all. I feel old.” She was wearing “a red tank minidress, no bra, and huge platform shoes” and had “nappy hair extensions.” Spears asked our tipsters, “What should we do in New York? This place [the Carlyle] feels old.” Informed that the hotel is a local institution, Spears opted to party at Tenjune instead.

There’s so much suffering and pain in that paragraph. It’s like when Bambi’s mother died or Sally Field went off at Julia Robert’s funeral. “I feel old”. Indeed.

Once again Britney Spears is showing off her thong (at least she’s wearing underwear) – you can see that photo after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. M.E.

    Uhm, didn’t she just celebrate her 25th b-day in December? Hence all the partying?!?! WTF! Is she so screwed up / coked out that she cannot remember her age?

  2. Kelly Rummelhart

    I’m glad she’s back to wearing panties, but Brit, to put it in your language, “You aint old till you’re wearing granny panties y’all”!

  3. e

    Thank you M.E.!!!!! I said that as soon as I saw it on the Page Six site. How hammered do you have to be to forget your birthday has passed already?

  4. sandy

    I don’t get why she wears those nasty-@ss brown colored extensions. She looks much better blonde.

  5. -A

    Dude…isn’t that the same thong she wore to a club like the night before? And man…How sad is that that you peeked at 21.

  6. g

    What’s up with her upper lip? Does she have a cold sore? Or chapped lips? Or is it red from her lollipop?

    God, she’s pathetic.

  7. Ashley

    Dude she depresses me. She has potential to be so much better and she just doesn’t care. Yuck. Looking at her makes me sick.

  8. J

    Did any of you think that maybe she never even said that, and maybe someone is just making up the quote (hence the wrong birthday)? All of these quotes about celebrities always come from “our spies” or “a source close to the couple”. Sure she’s a mess, but I doubt she’d forget her own birthday.

  9. MissNee

    J:

    She obviously forgets she has kids, so I don’t think it would be that hard to forget your birthday.

  10. M.E.

    MissNee:
    LMAO- you are so right on!

  11. magie

    I agree ,she has the money but no class, no responsibilties around her kids must be nice and lonely being fithly rich and why wont any of the good looking men in Hollywood date her

  12. magie

    I agree ,she has the money but no class, no responsibilties around her kids must be nice and lonely being fithly rich and why wont any of the good looking men in Hollywood date her fuck you

  13. Steve

    She still looks pretty good for mountain trash

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