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Britney had a meeting with her agents at William Morris yesterday, and sources say she was at a loss as to what to do with herself. Dude, hire Timbaland and finish the damn album. There. Was that so hard? Bitches need to start listening to me.
We’re told Spears met with a number of agents about mapping her post-partum career. Spies tell us “she was all over the place.” She wants to do this and that, but she had no focus, no plan. After she left, the agents were shaking their heads.
The good news — no evidence of substance abuse. It seems her normal state is ditzy.
They were probably shaking their heads at the Cheetos crumbs and the wiffle. Talk about off the rails. Maybe she could make a to-do list or something?
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whatever | April 4, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Bitch doesn’t have a clue – she never has. When she was younger she had people making those decisions for her and they were VERY SMART and built her up into a mega-super-star. But now, as an independent woman, she’s a fucking idiot without a clue. She doesn’t DESERVE to have fame and fortune again. Just go raise your kids and give us a break already.
jaja | April 5, 2007 at 12:21 pm
They look like idiots wearing dark shades inside. Why don’t they just don black sheets from head to toe and cover up their entire fugliness.
jaja
fashion designer
silvarga | April 5, 2007 at 8:38 pm
It’s so…so pointless for her to try and make a comeback anytime soon. Her sales were falling off during her last tour anyway. After we’ve seen her become such a total mess is it really possible for anyone to see her as a glamourous and sexy icon again? I’m sorry but the veil has been lifted…
That (carefully engineered) breathy little girl voice she once used to sound sexy will only remind me of the skanky people she’s been with (ewww).
How’s she going to pass off a song about partying all night long when I know that if she does she’d end up flashing her ladyparts, puking everywhere, and shaving her head?
I know it was an April Fools joke, but at this point she probably WOULD be better off joining the Pussycat Dolls. Either that, or making a NON-pop album.