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The boyfriend works with developmentally disabled adults, and I’m pretty sure Britney might be what he would refer to as “a client”. Britney Spears, still rich but shunning the services of a stylist or hair and makeup person or anyone in her life to point out that she’s a cretin, accidentally dyed her face black while trying to attend to what I’m sure is her crusty head.
Well-placed sources tell us Brit’s assistant rushed over to the Epitome Salon in Bel Air at around 6:00 PM, because the former pop star had spilled black dye all over her face. Toxic! We’re told the salon staff saved the day and sent Britney’s minder off with some much-needed dye remover.
HIRE SOMEONE. Yes, you feel that you’re shunning your roots if you don’t look as unkempt and like you just got drunk in the Circle K parking lot on a Friday night under a trashbag as possible. BUT YOU HAVE MONEY. Hire someone. Dolt.
(Flynet)
More photos of Britney Spears at the grocery store and recording studio are after the jump.
(Flynet)
I don’t get this. She was in a hair salon, dyeing her own hair ? Was she hoping for a discount or what? Like when you go for a wash, curt and blow dry except you skip the blowdry because it’s cheaper. That’s what grungy, starving students do, not billionaire pop stars.
And that black dye job is horrific. She looks like Johnny Cash’s wife. Not that there anything wrong with JC’s wife but she was a country and western singer and Cheeto Dorito isn’t
I knew I liked you, J. Harvey – dolt is one of my favorite putdowns! And it describes Britney perfectly.
Can we please have a week w/o Ijit Spears news? PLEASE?
can i just say that i laughed out loud at this report? thank you. ASL is my favorite way to burn payroll. by the way, my mom is a social worker and she thinks that Brit is “just po’ white trash dressed up to go to town.” i believe at some point mom alluded to the clampet’s when describing Britney. i love my mom.
“Cheeto Dorito” and the “Clampetts” I’m dying of laughter over here!!! Thanks guys!
I’ll say it again, Brittney should go hide and get counseling…and yes, a stylist.
Love her dearly and always hope the best for her, but medication wouldn’t hurt.
Sorry folks, but Britney has GREAT LEGS