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Britney Spears drank her way through NYC this weekend and her ride paid the price.
Brit started her weekend in high gear by showing up at club Tenjune at midnight Saturday and partied until 3:30 AM — but the excitement came after she left. After Spears was ushered from her SUV to her hotel, the waiting crowd noticed that Brit’s ride was covered with puke!
She needs to flip her typical script and START OFF with the Big Mac and fries before she gets her drink on. That way she has something in her gut to absorb the hooch so she doesn’t have to spray-art her car. I was in NYC this weekend, and I would have given my right testicle to see Britney Spears yark on her car. And the other one if I had a camera.
J. you are the funniest blogger I have ever read!!
who would have EEEEEEEVER dreamed that she was BETTER off WITH Fed-Ex?????
what is this world coming to?????
You can see the girl has no friends. No one who cared about her would let her go out in public looking like that. What is up with her? She looks a mess, so sad.
Sad but true, those girls she’s hanging out with make her look classy.
Ok, when tramps standing next to you in bra and panties look classier than you…there is a serious problem!
And just for the record. She puked INSIDE the car.
Nice.
Who cares about Britney? Skip through that and read J.’s hilarious spin!
So what if she has puke on her car? That just means it has something in common with the screen of my laptop after seeing those photos.
Oh let’s just start calling her Britney Nicole Smith.That’s where she’s headed.How bad does she have to get before she gets help?
Scary Britney! She has to find a Beckham and she will be a fashion icon