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Crazy people have trouble keeping employees, let alone friends. Bitches are bitching that Britney’s divorce lawyer, Laura Wasser, is over it. I did not spend my Saturday luxuriating on the beach in Ogunquit, Maine to come back to this mess still going on. *sigh*

Sources connected to her divorce case tell us Wasser is about to resign as Spears’ attorney. The disso-queen, who has repped scores of stars including Angelina Jolie and Nick Lachey, sealed the deal on the divorce late last month. Now that the divorce is done, Wasser is done.

We’re told Wasser has put Spears in touch with other lawyers who could help the singer in her ongoing custody battle with Fed-Ex, but Spears has become so reliant on Wasser she doesn’t like any of the alternatives. There’s probably good reason — with Spears flipping out before our eyes, it’s pretty amazing Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split in the settlement.

Glancing at a picture of Wasser, I note that she’s attractive. She probably took her latest look at shambling Sallie Mae and her crying children and askew wig, alternating her cigarettes with vodka soaked lollipop and thought “I don’t need this, I’m pretty”.