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You knew there must have been a good reason for a chick to chain herself to some crazy for that long. Alli Sims is Britney’s cousin/assistant/witness to career Armageddon. This poor bitch has to run around with the wigged wonder as she flails the cottage cheese, attacks photogs with rain gear, and goes for “spontaneous” dips in the ocean in a bra and panties. And it was all worth it because she now has her own gorgeous website and is launching a singing career! We’re told that we need to check back soon for gorgeous timely music that really says something. And this is illustrated by a Photoshop piece that looks like an advertisement for a gentleman’s club circa 1992. Damn, that choker looks uncomfortable. But not as uncomfortable as having to give go to the Dairy Mart to pick up the latest Dorito flavor for her cuz, and walk that new dog from the puppy mill that’s going to have all the problems.
(Flynet)
Zekers | July 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
“wigged wonder” oh J. that was a good one-I picture a cape and brass cone bra…it’s a bird, it’s a plane…
Shootingstar | July 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
OMG. Seeing her pic here and comparing it to the pic on her website….1/2 of her body was erased!
Persistent Cat | July 23, 2007 at 11:06 am
What’s the URL?
adrianac | July 23, 2007 at 1:53 pm
wow. i went to the site (http://www.allisims.com) and she is definitely over-airbrushed in that pic.
she also has VERY TEEENY eyes, and they tried to make them bigger using white eyeliner and stuff…oy. it looks horrible.