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Whilst in Frankfurt, Germany over the weekend – where he was promoting his new fragrance called – I know – “Bruce Willis,” the actor apparently took a shower so hot that it set off the fire alarm in his luxury hotel suite, officials told The Local, the name of the local paper (as God is my witness) on Tuesday.

Willis didn’t have to pay for the false alarm and everyone laughed and had a frosty mug of good German beer. Except that part happened in my fantasy ending to this story. The reality was that everyone went about their merry way and never spoke of it again, except the maids who will always say, “Remember that time…”

He was apparently taken advantage of the suite’s walk-in rain forest shower, whatever that is. But I’m thinking if it was that hot, it was more like The Crying Game shower.

You can see Willis below stomping around Poland to promote the Sobieski brand of vodka, in which he is not only the face of the advertising campaign but a shareholder in the producing company, Belvedere. Rumor has it he may appear in yet another M. Night Shyamalan film.