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I like Bruce Willis. He seems like an old-school dude who doesn’t bother with a bullshit hairpiece and has no problem admitting he’s too old for this Twitter business.

When asked if he had any interest in starting up a Twitter account, Willis tells People magazine, “Doubtful, doubtful. I just can’t live with myself if I started Twittering…I just think that way lies madness.”

Ha! Suck on that, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher! Bruce is too busy making whoopee with his new wife, Emma Heming. The Die Hard star admits that he wouldn’t be opposed to having more kids.

Bruce confesses, “It has been suggested that we begin breeding immediately. [But] I think we’re gonna wait.” Till they get home!

Gallery Info: Bruce Willis and Emma Heming go shopping in Paris.