Call 911, Naomi Campbell Has A Hold Of A Baby

July 15th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford donated toys to a children’s hospital in Nigeria. That’s all well and good, but that’s not the story here. Naomi Campbell is holding a child. Can they exchange the baby for a pack of cigarettes?

That baby’s mother is like “why did I let this monster intimidate me into holding my baby? Can I hit her with a lead pipe, somehow manage to catch the baby, and run before she gets up to kill me? Where are the police?”

Doesn’t this go against Naomi’s bail agreement? There’s no way there’s a clause in her parole agreement allowing her near children. She’s soaked with evil. She shouldn’t be allowed to handle ferns.

Click any photo to view all 14 photos of Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford in the gallery!


Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford donated toys to a children’s hospital
in Nigeria. That’s all well and good, but that’s not the story here.
Naomi Campbell is holding a child. Can they exchange the baby for a
pack of cigarettes?

That baby’s mother is like “why did I let this monster intimidate me
into holding my baby? Can I hit her with a lead pipe, somehow manage to
catch the baby, and run before she gets up to kill me? Where are the
police?”

Doesn’t this go against Naomi’s bail agreement? There’s no way there’s a clause in her parole agreement allowing her near children. She’s soaked with evil. She shouldn’t be allowed to handle ferns.Check out all 14 photos of Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford in the gallery!

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Comments (4)

  1. Mr Giggles | July 15, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Poor Baby!!

  2. rainbone | July 15, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    I think I’ve ever saw her on ??? wealthyromanceS.Com ???? It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  3. angelchrome | July 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    So long as she doesn’t get any mad ideas about having/adopting kids of her own we’re still safe. She can almost be trusted to hold things that aren’t cell phones.

  4. me | July 16, 2008 at 4:50 am

    She’s just one of the “beautiful” people allowed to get away with anything. Now, after a lifetime of that shit, she’s nothing more than a snotty, ill-tempered psycho. It’s not uncommon, so what is everyone freaking out about? Just have her sterilized.

    I’ve seen selfish people have kids, and those kids turned out EFF’d UP. It’s like mixing cocaine, Denise Richards, dog shit, and Jack Daniels together and then asking it to behave. Not likely!!!

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