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People put Cammy in the same grouping as Kiki Dunst – bitches you love to hate. I don’t feel that way about her. She’s fine. She’s like toast. Or mulch. It’s kinda just there. But then she goes and talks about how she feels like the popular kid in high school and all is revealed to me. Shut up, Cameron.

Cameron told interviewer Meredith Vieira: “Life is like high school and celebrities are the popular kids.”

Then she said something about ten helicopters over Paris HIlton’s house and how it annoyed her ass. She took time out for this interview from her busy watching female mud wrestlers make out schedule.

Cameron Diaz watched two topless beauties “rub slime on each other” at a racy New York sex show.

The ‘Shrek the Third’ star partied until 4am at the Box nightclub on Christie Street and allegedly couldn’t take her eyes off the racy adult show in the early hours of Wednesday.

A source told the New York Post newspaper: “The show had two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated ‘sex show’ conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time.”

The 34-year-old actress looked worse for wear when she appeared on the ‘Today’ show at 7am, just three hours after leaving the club.

Ugh. That musta sucked, showing up covered in sex wrestler slime. Was Meredith all grossed out? Did she pass her a towel and maybe some Powerade? Do guys ever do that mud wrestling thing at that place? What’s the address?

(Flynet)