Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and get thoroughly tasered.
Jeremy Piven was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.
She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.
Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying
California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s
Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and
get thoroughly tasered.
Jeremy Piven was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t
you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law
doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am
the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.
She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.






























Corona | July 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Is someone new writing these blurbs? Since when is ASL so harsh? Lately the articles have gone from entertaining and clever to just mean.
Kelly | July 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm
If she is driving, then that pap is about to get run over, huh?
driving | July 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Really a mess~~ My friends are busy with talking about it now at Billionairepal.com where singer and hollywood celebrities are connecting!
menocu | July 13, 2008 at 6:18 pm
#1. what’s with the super tan face, it looks harsh.
#2. Does she have an adam’s apple? It looks crazy
#3. Cali does have california Cush or is it Kush
SpitCakes | July 13, 2008 at 11:06 pm
ASL has always been harsh. Throw in bitter, jealous, and grammatically challenged, and you have the whole cake of spit.
Slam on bitches.