Cameron Diaz Is Above The Law

July 12th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and get thoroughly tasered.

Jeremy Piven
was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.

She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.


Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying
California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s
Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and
get thoroughly tasered.

Jeremy Piven
was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t
you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law
doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am
the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.

She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.

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Comments (5)

  1. Corona | July 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Is someone new writing these blurbs? Since when is ASL so harsh? Lately the articles have gone from entertaining and clever to just mean.

  2. Kelly | July 12, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    If she is driving, then that pap is about to get run over, huh?

  3. driving | July 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Really a mess~~ My friends are busy with talking about it now at Billionairepal.com where singer and hollywood celebrities are connecting!

  4. menocu | July 13, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    #1. what’s with the super tan face, it looks harsh.
    #2. Does she have an adam’s apple? It looks crazy
    #3. Cali does have california Cush or is it Kush

  5. SpitCakes | July 13, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    ASL has always been harsh. Throw in bitter, jealous, and grammatically challenged, and you have the whole cake of spit.
    Slam on bitches.

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