Cameron Diaz Is Above The Law

July 12th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and get thoroughly tasered.

Jeremy Piven
was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.

She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.


Someone needs to start a website depicting entitled celebs defying
California law and talking on their cellies while driving. Here’s
Cameron Diaz brazenly asking to be pulled over. I hope she does, and
get thoroughly tasered.

Jeremy Piven
was snapped doing this, too. Oh no, officer, haven’t
you heard? I appear on television and movie screens, therefore that law
doesn’t apply to me. I live in my own little fame world in which I am
the only real person and the rest of you are just amusing holograms.

She’s probably on the phone with her weedman. Stoned-ass bitch.

By J. Harvey

  1. Corona

    Is someone new writing these blurbs? Since when is ASL so harsh? Lately the articles have gone from entertaining and clever to just mean.

  2. Kelly

    If she is driving, then that pap is about to get run over, huh?

  3. driving

    Really a mess~~ My friends are busy with talking about it now at Billionairepal.com where singer and hollywood celebrities are connecting!

  4. menocu

    #1. what’s with the super tan face, it looks harsh.
    #2. Does she have an adam’s apple? It looks crazy
    #3. Cali does have california Cush or is it Kush

  5. SpitCakes

    ASL has always been harsh. Throw in bitter, jealous, and grammatically challenged, and you have the whole cake of spit.
    Slam on bitches.

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