Cameron Diaz Is All, “I JUST Patched Things up with Peru and Now This…”

July 3rd, 2007 // 11 Comments

Cameron Diaz is responding to claims made by Joanne Sarantakos that the Hollywood actress’ relationship with illusionist Criss Angel broke up Sarantakos’ secret marriage to Angel. Mouthpiece for Diaz, Brad Cafarelli, is saying that any allegations of a home-wrecking romantic relationship between Criss and Cameron are bogus. According to the statement released to Usmagazine.com, Cafarelli states that the two stars only ever went out together four times and that they are not currently involved with one another. Also, Cafarelli is saying the married couple had been estranged from one another for over a year at the onset of Cam’s dates with Criss.

“These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron’s celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with.”

You know Cameron has got to be shaking her head and looking at Criss like, “Dude. Take care of your shit.” Who has secret marriages anymore anyways? I never understood that. Criss isn’t Janet Jackson. WTF, dude.

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Comments (11)

  1. blaugrau | July 3, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Wait, I thought he was together with Minnie Driver before Cameron Diaz. Why comes the wife with this story now? Was Minnie Driver not famous enought? Or was that made up too? Poor Cameron, I think she is the victim here

  2. Margaret | July 3, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Tell it to the judge, Cam.

  3. Alex | July 3, 2007 at 10:57 am

    I do remember well that Criss was with Minnie Driver. In fact, they were engaged~ I suspect that this is all a publicity stunt to increase Criss’ celebrity status. I mean why now? Why didn’t the wife come forward when he was with Minnie? I mean he was engaged to Minnie, the wife didn’t come forward…but criss went on THREE dates with Cam, the wifey comes forward saying Cam broke their marriage? And Criss’ engagement to Minnie didn’t led to their breakup? Come on this one doesn’t make sense at all!!!

  4. Clarisse | July 3, 2007 at 11:06 am

    “Who has secret marriages anymore anyways?”

    What about Jake G and Lance Armstrong?

    Anyway, yeah, maybe the wife liked Minnie. She’s a likable gal. Cameron, not so much.

  5. judy | July 3, 2007 at 11:20 am

    Sounds like the wife just wants some attention and a bigger spousal support check.

  6. Lookehaticando | July 3, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    looks like someone is looking for her 15 minutes of fame

  7. Lyndsie | July 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Its true, Joanne’s allegations about Cameron do not make any sense. First of all, anyone who watches Mindfreak knows that his wife Joanne was in Season 1 with him (introduced as Criss’s girl), but in Season 2, its obvious they are separated since 1) He has “Mary” (the bleach blonde) with him all the time and 2) We dont see Joanne anymore. I dont understand why Joanne would do this now after its obvious her and Criss have been split up at least a year or more. As his wife, I would have made the issue back when it was clear he was with “Mary”, but then again, if Criss were my husband, I wouldn’t have left his side in Vegas, not even for a second with all the whores running around there.

  8. Shootingstar | July 3, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    I have never seen a straight man with that many layers in his hair.

  9. Barbadiva | July 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    What’s the attraction? Can he make her noonie disappear?

  10. FreakyZ | July 5, 2007 at 12:39 am

    Can he make her just disappear, period? God I can’t stand Cameron Diaz UGH!

  11. Chaos | July 5, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Ugh, every source says they’ve been divorced for over a year! This girl is just jealous that her husband is a celebrity and she’s trying to get in some fame time. If she really loved him that much she would have gone to Vegas with him, but she stayed in…wherever the hell they lived last.

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