Cameron Diaz Not A Tastemaker

August 16th, 2007 // 14 Comments

Seriously, what’s with her? Ever since the JT breakup, she keeps dating skanks and goofy people. Criss Angel Mindfreak? JOHN MAYER? Granted, a lot of people think he’s a genius and such but no musician irritates me more. He sees music in visual terms. Ooooh! Ok, we get it, you’re gifted – shut up. Anyway, these two are hittin’ it.

But Mayer has his sights set on a more glamorous Hollywood gal – Cameron Diaz . The same day, Mayer took Diaz to an intimate, late-night dinner at Lafayette Street eatery Indochine. “They were very playful and cozy,” said a fellow patron, who reports they ordered cocktails and “lingered over dessert.” Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, “met years ago at a concert,” according to a friend of the leggy actress. “Their relationship just started, though.”

And he had lunch with Mandy Moore the same day as he had dinner with Cam. How is this jester a player? It must be the guitar. Does Mandy know the score? You don’t want to share a man with Diaz. She’s had Criss Angel Mindfreek in her business and you know that guy has crabs that won’t disappear despite his magicality.

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By J. Harvey

  1. S_M_G

    He is HOT that’s why…

  2. T-Bone

    He’s looks good in this photo. Some of his songs are decent as well.

  3. green cardigan

    Ever since the JT breakup, she keeps dating skanks and goofy people
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    I beg to differ. All the boys since F:ckface have been an improvement.

  4. jesse d

    Usually, J, your taste is spot ON but not this time. He’s HOTT indeed. I would tackle him, v-necked t-shirt notwithstanding. That’s right baby, come to momma Jesse….

  5. bkmagnolia

    um… John is looking VERY hot these days. i’ve been a fan since his first album, and he’s only gotten hotter as the years go by.

  6. Zekers

    When he first became known he was a bit geeky- looking partially because he was just a boy…but I agree with the others who said he is looking quite good! The guy is talented-he can play the guitar with some of the best and his voice isn’t bad…I like his newer material.

  7. lookwhaticando

    John is Hot has gobs of talent, I huge improvement over ego charged Justin. I would love to see her with John

  8. NJ

    I’d have to agree with everyone here, he is H.O.T.

    LOVE him.

    And she’s grown on me since the split with JT, so… good for them, I guess.

  9. nancypants

    He’s hot in a “pretty” kind of way. Sort of like Johnny Depp. A little “too sensitive” for me.

  10. Fuchsia

    John Mayer is smokin’ hot. Just look at him.

  11. stolidog

    Um, he’s just been hanging out with his “girlfriends” (hint hint).
    He’s hot, talented and g.a.y.

  12. bunnymeee

    maybe he is a tripod?

  13. KAT

    JOHN MAYER IS NOT “HOT”, HE IS THE GUY WHO SLEPT IN THE SAME BED WITH JESSICA SIMPSON AND HER LOOSE BOWELS!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE A “GIRLIE MAN”!!!!

  14. Fruczilla

    Mayers idol is Jimi Hendrix .. since he’ll never play like Jimi, he’s trying to boink as many women as Jimi used to. He’ll never do that either. Let him have his fun.

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