I suddenly need to take a sh*t.

I think I’m going to buy that toilet paper, eat a large bowl of bran flakes, wash it down with a pot of black coffee and top it all off with some fried cabbage and let the magic happen…

still not good enough to wipe my ass.

Finally, something of hers on paper that has any value

For years she’s had her head up her own @ss, so why not?

“Im so shitty i come standard on toiletpaper”

“wipe your ass with my mouth, its pretty much the same as me talking anyways”

“im such a potty mouth”

Helping make America beautiful. Wiping up all the sh!t the liberals are spewing out. Go ANN!

“For the asshole in your life………”

Now availabe in two ply!

More effective than Immodium.
…In fact I think I just became constipated, just from looking at her.

Fittin’ for shittin’.

“I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it” — Voltaire

“When you too are full of s**t…”

I bet she bunches up and catches in your butt hairs. I’m sure the tp does too.

“Is that egg on my face, uh, ah, nevermind!”

This toilet paper roll is SUCH a FAGGOT! GOD!

When you can’t argue logically against a position you don’t like, make a totally useless and futile gesture…

And for this they had to kill another tree?

AC is laughing at this. Anyways, they should put Rosie O’Donnell on TP next.

Idiot liberals hate me this much; I’m THAT good.

Hmmm, once she eats my shit, let’s see if she’ll die!

I GUESSED IT IS TRUE…..SHE DOES HAVE SH*T FOR BRAINS.