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Candy Apple | April 4, 2007 at 6:12 pm
I suddenly need to take a sh*t.
Gone Daddygone | April 4, 2007 at 6:15 pm
I think I’m going to buy that toilet paper, eat a large bowl of bran flakes, wash it down with a pot of black coffee and top it all off with some fried cabbage and let the magic happen…
cran | April 4, 2007 at 6:33 pm
still not good enough to wipe my ass.
Karen | April 4, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Finally, something of hers on paper that has any value
Maple Jenny | April 4, 2007 at 7:05 pm
For years she’s had her head up her own @ss, so why not?
chavez | April 4, 2007 at 7:16 pm
“Im so shitty i come standard on toiletpaper”
“wipe your ass with my mouth, its pretty much the same as me talking anyways”
“im such a potty mouth”
mikeyboy | April 4, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Helping make America beautiful. Wiping up all the sh!t the liberals are spewing out. Go ANN!
Elsa | April 4, 2007 at 7:19 pm
“For the asshole in your life………”
Bill | April 4, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Now availabe in two ply!
Loob | April 4, 2007 at 7:29 pm
More effective than Immodium.
…In fact I think I just became constipated, just from looking at her.
Barbara | April 4, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Fittin’ for shittin’.
Wendy | April 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm
“I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it” — Voltaire
JMJ | April 4, 2007 at 8:42 pm
“When you too are full of s**t…”
k | April 4, 2007 at 9:02 pm
I bet she bunches up and catches in your butt hairs. I’m sure the tp does too.
Kelly Rummelhart | April 4, 2007 at 11:08 pm
“Is that egg on my face, uh, ah, nevermind!”
Yummsh | April 5, 2007 at 12:54 am
This toilet paper roll is SUCH a FAGGOT! GOD!
baaqar | April 5, 2007 at 2:04 am
When you can’t argue logically against a position you don’t like, make a totally useless and futile gesture…
Shelly | April 5, 2007 at 5:19 am
And for this they had to kill another tree?
Mr. T | April 5, 2007 at 8:07 am
AC is laughing at this. Anyways, they should put Rosie O’Donnell on TP next.
kshaw | April 5, 2007 at 8:17 am
Idiot liberals hate me this much; I’m THAT good.
sassy liberal | April 5, 2007 at 9:40 am
Hmmm, once she eats my shit, let’s see if she’ll die!
SIDESHOW BOB | April 5, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I GUESSED IT IS TRUE…..SHE DOES HAVE SH*T FOR BRAINS.