I WISH I looked that hot when I was drunk.

taken after she fell overboard in st. tropez wednesday? … then caption it: model overboard

No caption. I just want that dress.

I think OJ Simpson is stealing my arm. Ride Lo

I just had my Pap Smear, what a exam it was!!!

Lindsay makes it look fun when she’s this trashed. Well, at least people are taking my picture again…

When did Cindy Crawford turn into my mom?? Seriously, Mom, I told you a little makeup goes a long way. At least some lipstick??

OJ, Doogie, could you step aside so I can reach my drink? I gotta wash down those Flinstones chewable vicodins…

“Hand me that razor blade and straw, wouldja…”

AWESOME dress, too.

It just goes to show that without makeup, supermodels can look pretty darned scary.

After being mistaken for a Disco Ball, a drunken Cindy Crawford is lead from the club where she reportedly danced on the table. Several people were temporarily blinded by the dress.

Are you sure that’s Cindy Crawford? I saw this picture tagged with some socialite’s name earlier this week….

tired

please some:

pass me a latte!
get my masseusse on speed dial!
mommy wherever you are i could really use some help!

…..that bitch! Lindsey sold me some bunk blow!

Woooooooah, I feel all Britlindsey…that was good stuff!

Woooooooah, I feel all Britlindsey…that was good stuff!

No Cindy, you may NOT have that cannoli!

Hey, maybe that blind item a few months ago was true? It was about a former supermodel with an alcohol/drug problem…she looks pretty wazooed!

The Body gets The Blotto.

“Well, this look worked for Kate Moss…”