Caption Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan

May 30th, 2007 // 38 Comments

(via NYDN)

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Comments (38)

  1. genevieve83 | May 30, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    “Just look in the camera, Lindsay…look, Lindsay, look..it’s right there…look, dammit!”

    “Wait, Michael, she’s not looking.” Then, “Maybe she’s defective. Think we can send her back? I mean, what good is she if we can’t cash in on this kid?”

  2. CHRISTY MATTHEWS | May 30, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    HURRY UP AND TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE BEFORE I DROP HER, MY CROTCH IS ON FIRE!!!!!

  3. Michelle | May 30, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Dina: “What the fuck is this?? I wanted someone I could exploit while I go party with their friends who aren’t even half my age, not this… creature. What am I supposed to do with THIS???”
    Lindsay: “Bottle?”
    Dina: “Hmm… I think you’re on to something.”

  4. Michelle | May 30, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Dina: “What the fuck is this?? I wanted someone I could exploit while I go party with their friends who aren’t even half my age, not this… creature. What am I supposed to do with THIS???”
    Lindsay: “Bottle?”
    Dina: “Hmm… I think you’re on to something.”

  5. peachpie | May 30, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    trash begets trash

  6. devin | May 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    eerily foreshadowing future parties…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

  7. devin | May 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    eerily foreshadowing future parties…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

  8. Yummsh | May 30, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    “Um, could someone hold this for me? Raoul’s got a fat rail lined up on his dick for me over there.”

  9. devin | May 30, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    eerily foreshadowing Lindsay’s life…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

  10. devin | May 30, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    eerily foreshadowing Lindsay’s life…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

  11. devin | May 30, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    eerily foreshadowing Lindsay’s life…Dina screams: THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!! LINDSAY….THEYRE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

  12. Keith | May 30, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Why hasn’t Hollywood noticed my eerie resemblance to Elizabeth Berkley? I shall raise my child to wreak havoc on their evil elitist society. [insert evil laugh here] But first, I shall get high!!

  13. cameron | May 30, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    mmmmmmm, skanktastic

  14. Mary Anne | May 30, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    Only some Jersey trash could be quite so fug.

  15. Lisa | May 30, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Everything about this photo is perfect. I actually saw the best photo of the trainwreck herself, and I find it simply appropos. Check out http://www.hollywoodzombies.com , I work with them, and you have to check out the pic of Linds! Its perfect!! Why does Dina look like she’s smelling shit?

  16. Lisa | May 30, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Everything about this photo is perfect. I actually saw the best photo of the trainwreck herself, and I find it simply appropos. Check out http://www.hollywoodzombies.com , I work with them, and you have to check out the pic of Linds! Its perfect!! Why does Dina look like she’s smelling shit?

  17. Jamie | May 30, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    “I have to wait how long before this starts paying off?!!!!”

  18. flutterby | May 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Dina – What the fuck is this Michael??
    Lindsay – Oooh I sure hope they treat my diaper rash w/ some of that white powdery stuff

  19. Sarah | May 30, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    “What the hell am I supposed to do with it?!”

  20. cracktastic | May 30, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    gee mary anne, only someone named mary anne could be so fucking ignorant.

    she’s not from new jersey, she’s from Long Island. which is part of New York, in case you’re also geographically challenged.

    don’t sully my state.

  21. Hellagnarcal | May 30, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    “There is no sober..only Zuul!”

  22. Cait | May 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    Somebody pass me a Bartles and James…I can open the bottle using my tremendous overbite.

    (Those wine coolers were popular 20ish years ago, right? Ew.)

  23. Chickenfat | May 30, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Vampira welcomes the the newest addition to her blood(er, publicity)-sucking clan, Vampirella!

  24. Dru | May 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Lindsay: What do you mean there is no vodka in my bottle?

    Dina: Just wait, little one… just wait…

  25. Amanda | May 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    Mommy’s breastmilk is so addicting! It’s like cocaine!

  26. dahlia | May 30, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    “Ugh — This thing stinks. Will you take it away already?”

  27. sasha | May 30, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    did she have surgery and babies look the same

  28. Duquesne | May 30, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    Lindsay (while scrunching smile)-I love your well stocked bar, mom! And is that confectionery sugar (I mean cocaine)on the table?

    Dina- **PSST** Shut up and give ‘em your “I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille” look!

  29. Radrod | May 30, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    Dina Bundy

  30. Candy Apple | May 30, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    I just can’t believe my eyes that she has had that nasty little scowl on her face since babyhood. By the way, I was a MUCH cuter baby.

  31. K | May 31, 2007 at 1:08 am

    Does this kid make my hair look big?

  32. Kevin | May 31, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Funny how you all think your cool to cut other people down. You are all perfect and have more money than Lindsey Lohan I am sure. Imagine if we all respected each other…..

  33. Zekers | May 31, 2007 at 9:21 am

    “K said:
    Does this kid make my hair look big?”
    Too funny!!!

  34. jbonz | May 31, 2007 at 9:32 am

    “So, whaddaya think? A quarter O-Z for this? It’s awful cute. C’mon, a quarter.”

  35. Duquesne | May 31, 2007 at 10:46 am

    Funny how you all think your cool to cut other people down. You are all perfect and have more money than Lindsey Lohan I am sure. Imagine if we all respected each other…..

    When you read about a PERPETUALLY CLUELESS starlet who often burns the candle at both ends and doesn’t care about the consequences, it is very hard to respect her or anyone like that!

    And for the record, her name is LindSAY, not LindSEY!

  36. Debra | May 31, 2007 at 11:07 am

    Is it just me or is anyone else thinking “ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW”!!!???!!!

  37. g. david cervantes | May 31, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    “Dammit Michael, hurry up take this fuckin’ polaroid. I can’t wait to see this lil ol’ ‘white suprise’ you hid in her diaper. Was it in here the whole bus trip, and what you mean it’s gonna to make m- i mean us famous?”

  38. Sarah | May 31, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    “WHY DO I HAVE TO HOLD IT??!!”

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