A Pug and an English Bulldog.

Separated at death.

A before and after gone dreadfully wrong…

Oh, So this is Iggy! I better call Ellen quick before the dog is moved again by the animal rescuers.

This dog looks almost human. NO wonder Ellen wanted it back for the kids of her employee.

I’d rather caption ‘Brangelina in 2038′, thanks very much.

So this is how a Brussels Sprout Griffon terrier mix look like!

Amazing!

I just thought it was a picture of 2 handbags sitting on chairs. Whoops.

Caption:
The results of what happens when Miss Piggy and Kermit mate…bow down before them Muppet lovers!

Random Observation:
On a totally separate note…my heart is sad that Iggy sold his music to be used in stupid cruise line ads…ugh!

Cross these two off the “Yet You Never See Them In The Same Room Together” list.

“How does it feel to be, one of the Beautiful People?”

the spawn of satan — all growed up.

“My jowels are bigger than yours”

So this is what Paris Hilton and Fabio will look like 30 years from now!

Which is which?

No, they’re not pedophiles who have swirled their faces to avoid being identified…

Premiering at their latest feature film are the stars of Muppets Do Madagascar.

Gravity always wins.

That’s it. I will never, ever tan again.

One has had too much plastic surgery; the other – not enough, yet both manage to look equally disgusting

“You know you want a piece of this.”

“Hi – I’m Iggy and this is Donatella and we’d like to invite you to come on down to “Ig ‘n’ Dons” house of leather!”

Clearly, Donatella was born a man.

Why Cloning Is A Very Bad Idea.

Introducing the two newest flavors of Lifesavers Creamsavers. Think hard.

Announcement from the American Skin Cancer Foundation: Always wear your suncreen.