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May 23rd, 2005 // 26 Comments

I’m at a loss.

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  1. “I’m Beyonce, yes I’m the real Beyonce, all you other Beyonces are just imitators, so won’t the real, bootylicious Beyonce please stand up? Please stand up.”

  2. Jackie

    Bey-once, Bey-twice, bey-ond annoying

  3. Has anyone seen David Palmer?

  4. Anon

    Behold: Attack of the Destiny’s Children

  5. Just having returned from South Korea, Beyonce throws herselves behind the pro-cloning lobby.

  6. janine

    Hanna, do you mean Robert Palmer?

    Riff on Anon: Destiny’s Children of the Corn.

    Question: Is that Bai Ling on the far left?

  7. mediaphyter

    “Destiny’s Child: Attack of the Clones”

  8. Ella

    I thought the same thing (Bai Ling on the far left). Her 2 inch nipples in Playboy were absolutely disgusting!

  9. iopine

    Jealous of Gwen Stefani’s gimmickry, and bored of being alone, Beyonce drops millions on a detachment of a dozen clones of herself.

  10. Ru

    attack of the fat bitches

    attack of the camel toes

  11. typ

    do i see bai ling on the left?

  12. tyro

    I’ve decided to replace Destiny’s Child with a small army of clones of myself. Beyonce’s babies will debut next year at the MTV video awards. Right now my momma is furiously sewing 300 costumes so we can all look like sluts.

  13. charlotte

    this pic is kind of old, she performed “me, myself and I” at the MTV awards like 2 years ago, hence the clones.

  14. Steve

    Begun The Clone Wars Have!

  15. Steve

    Will the Real Beyonce Please Stand up

  16. mason

    Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld deploys newest Missile Defense Shield saying, ‘A thousand Beyonce’s aughta do it.’

  17. Janine,

    Oh yea, Robert Palmer. Sorry, not so good with the names of dead guys.

    Did anyone see Tom Cruise on Oprah today? Is that a guy in the midst of a mid-life crisis or what?!

  18. /-\Alexander/-\

    Miu, darling, I expected better. Let’s keep to the RECENT sightings. Love ya.

  19. A.

    Take that, Gewn.

  20. zeropoint

    Damn! Rumours are true about daddy knowles. He’s been gettin’ his busier on in more than a BK bathroom!

  21. i don’t think that woman on the left is even asian.

  22. V

    They have all fucked jay-z

  23. bb

    and they told two friends

    and so on…

    and so on…

    and so on…

  24. P

    23 terrible weaves on the wall. 23 terrible weaves. Take one down and pass it around…………….Everybosy Sing!

  25. *Micha*

    Freaknik’has a theme this year…

    or

    H-to the izzo’s…

    or

    Wigs-r-us and “the little black dress” stores were robbed last night. Suspects are described as…

  26. realitybasedbob

    Celebrities having a laugh with modern electronics.

    By the way Bush lied.

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