Talk about haulin’ ass!

Star Jones on a mad dash to all you can eat buffet!

Good one Seamus!

Oh my god, it’s Aretha Franklin and she’s of course, heading straight for the camera. Watch out, watch out!!!!
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What if I have diarrhea?

It’ll be a shitstorm

Does my ass look big on this!?

“After murdering her husband, Al Reynolds, Starr Jones leads police on a slow police chase on through Los Angeles.”

Oh no! A crack in my windshield!

Lean over honey, you’re covering up the crotch rocket!

Back that ass up!

Do you feel a breeze?

Gives new meaning to the term “Driver’s Tan”.

driving while crack?

Motorcycle purist puts aerodynamics over attire.

Matrix Re-loaded: The deleted scene!

New meaning to the term “Hershey Highway.”

that hair is really gross, who would duplicate it.

Running on eco-friendly fuel.

Beyonce speeding away with Jay Z on his new moped to get away from Papa Knowles who is seeking vengeance after being fired for diddling the dancers

Well if they want to move faster all she got to do is light a match and cut the cheese…next thing you know they’ll be in the book or world records.

Get your ass outta my way!

My eyes! My eyes! Auuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Easy Rider.

I think anne wins: “Oh no! A crack in my windshield!”

Actually it wasn’t anne. If you put the cursor under the picture (on Bunny’s name) you will see that was the original caption. Still funny though. The best is Star Jones and the buffet comment.

crack kills

Traffic was a mess, literally

road block

Gives a whole new meaning to rearview

what’s that white string?

Is there a fish market nearby?