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Kate loves publicity but she loves her blow more. So she refuses the pooped out paparazzi a line.
Wow… Her Kung Fu really IS strong.
That was last night’s one night stand (she just put the camera around his neck to disguise him as a pap).
baby i have ben there
kate: Good finnly asleep that means that the crack powder must have worked
Kate: Good finally asleep that means that the crack powder must have worked
Hum..? He tragically, visually, and emotionally inspires me..experiencing homicidal ideations, thoughts about fatally harming one’s self, hoow I struggle to be heard and understood, or might be one who willfully ignored others..? yes.. I feel another suicidal poem coming out..
Fingerless gloves? Slovenly appearance? Messy hair? Could it be? No, it’s not Pete Doherty, just a useless pap.
Wake up! You have to take my picture!
ANOTHER PETE BITES(read SNORTS)THE DUST! POW!
in taking a cue from her past love, the desperate pap acts like pete doherty in hopes of gaining kate’s attention. which it looks like he has….
Well, that job’s done. Time to find another one.
He looks very tired. The joke will be on him when he wakes up to find me gone.
Kate Moss finds that the best way to avoid the paparazzi when going to her car is to teargas the area three minutes beforehand.
Does the world really NEED one more photograph of Kate Moss?
The paparazzi that waited for Kate Moss to come out of the bathroom…
“Is that Pete Doherty holding that camera??”
” Oh its just the CRACK WHORE , im going back to sleep “
who needs Valium when we have Kate Moss?
SShhhh…he’s such an angel when he sleeps…Let’s not wake him, let’s just get the hell out of here!!!!
I hope they’re working freelance or their bosses are gona be v pissed!
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
or
Fool’d you again squares!
And I’m spent…..
Another person Pete injected drugs into
just wanted to let you guys know that you have to EMAIL your captions to even be considered to win
Even the paparazzi get sick of Moss.
thank god they misssed me in these shoes
yes ladies and gentlemen, kate moss is this interesting when she is sober
This is what I think Kate is saying “Wake up Pete and tell him to get in the car!” Her bodyguard. “That’s not Pete sweatheart,” Kate “Oh yeah I must be delirious from all the lines I did all night…Oh no I forgot to pick up my daughter from school yesterday.oh well lets stop by the drug dealers house first and then we’ll go pick her up.Yeah,I like to party like a rock star!”
Caption: A motionless stoner gathers no Moss.
Bitch is so skinny I didn’t even see her walk by.