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The real obsession of Tom’s Love
I love this man! He is amazing!
“Get off me ya little scientology fuck!”
Katie Holmes should have realized that if you date a closeted gay man, you turn into a man yourself.
“He’s sucking out my soul”!
“I’m not gay! You don’t even know what’s in ‘gay’! You should really do your research! ‘Gay’ is a street drug!”
‘I’d rather make out with Christian Bale’.
Spielberg to himself: Oh great, now I’m going to need a tetnis shot.
Come here you little alien, let me complete you.
Um, Tom, this “auditing” thing really is starting to creep me out…
OK, Tom… maybe it’s time to cut back on the dosage of these “Vitamins” you’re on. (under his breath) I swear, if he starts humping my leg he’ll never work in this town again.
“Tom: A real ladies man.”
Cruisberg! Of course it’s not just a publicity stunt!
penis breath
Apparently Tom kisses everyone around him, not just katie.
What’s next, Tom proposes to Steven Spielberg??
alas, the kiss of death
and just when you thought everyone was safe…
Tom Cruise, movie star, injects lifesaving vitamins into the cheek of director Steven Spielberg.
Tom! When your Scientology advisor told you to kiss the beard in public, she meant Katie!
Not my caption! Taken from Richard at Proceed At Your Own Risk. http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/
can someone please give that freakish phony ass some valium or xanax. i am sooo sick of his antics. He creeps me out. I hope his movie bombs.
Tag, you’re it!
At the rock and roll hall of fame dinner, Tom Cruise mistakenly kisses a Ringo Starr look alike who was attempting to crash the party.
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When Oompa loompas attack!
Hold still! The only way to get the poison out in time is for me to suck it out. Hold still! Let me suck it!