Caption It! #51

August 9th, 2005 // 61 Comments
By admin

  1. Cynthia

    Gypsy loose in the city….

  2. Brandy

    she looks like an old lady

  3. J

    Homeless children make me sad.

  4. Gossip Guru

    No that shit is just scary.Her and Dakota Fanning are by far the two scariest little girls alive.

  5. Kat

    Is it me, or does Stevie Nicks look really haggard there?

  6. gili

    I didn’t know Hobbits were real!

  7. ilostmyshoe

    Look !

    It’s the last living member of the Lollypop Guild.

  8. bitty boop

    oh…..my……god…… please, please, PLEASE tell me why we still give a shit about these two tiny twats???

  9. CC

    Carol Ann! Come to the light, Carol Ann! We’re going shopping, Carol Ann!

  10. LBoogie

    ET on parade.

  11. j

    the two fat loads with her couldn’t carry a shopping bag that’s as tall as she is fer christ sake?

  12. Jose

    Undercover officers round up homeless people in LA.

  13. chrissy

    “OK boys, synchronize your watches. Spread out and hit every Goodwill in the area then meet back here. Get the lead out – I’ve got a wardrobe to build!”

  14. Rock on gold dust woman. Take your silver spoon and dig your grave.

  15. richard

    this whole L.A.
    boho thing has gotten
    way out of hand…
    What is wrong with her?
    Is she rebelling against something?
    With all her money you think she could
    find something that fits properly!!!

  16. MK

    Secret Service Agents escort the first alien found on earth!

  17. hillary

    “Well, that’s not quite right, Jordie. You see Adam Smith, you know, the “Wealth of Nations” dude, he emphasized the production of income. It was David Ricardo, always makes me think of Lucy and Ricky, they make me laugh…ok, so Ricardo focused on the distribution of income among landowners, workers, and capitalists. Mikey, that reminds me, get me a double half caff soy latte…Ok, so where was I? Oh, yeah, Ricardo saw a conflict between landowners on the one hand and labor and…”

  18. caption it

    Caption it is OVER….please

  19. jake

    “I don’t care what that bitch salesgirl says I am not shrinking. You guys are just tanks. End of story.”

  20. uncle fester

    She’s starting to look like Cousin Itt…….

  21. Is it me, or does Jennifer Aniston look like she’s shrunk a foot or two?

  22. Shana

    We’ve got to get the ghosts into the light.
    All are welcome there.
    AAAllllll are weellllcommmeeee.

  23. Jenna

    Janice Joplin meets the hobits…

  24. mk

    carpetbagger!!!

  25. Karen

    Man you suck. I posted that picture days ago.

  26. jjj

    Hilary, you rock. I peed in me drawers.

  27. kelly

    monkey w/ a dress and wig on

  28. kelly

    LMAO at jennifer comment…..good one Thaddeus

  29. Cindy C

    well, mary-kate is a fashion icon! and why does ashley get all this credit for being so fashion forward? ashley plays it safe– jeans, cute top, cute shoes. mary-kate wears extremely unique (vintage) pieces, interesting and unique jewelery, etc. people can emulate both of their styles, but no one can touch mary-kate’s to a tea since it’s all one of a kind. NOW THAT’S WHY SHE IS MORE “FASHIONABLE.” Also, she tries new things… doesn’t play it all safe. Oh by the way, Mary-Kate Olsen is dating this guy Ryan or Bryan or Bryant or something Kent. That’s what my friend’s told me. That greek guy, who knows about him. i saw MK with Senor Kent at this club in LA.

  30. zoolander

    They should just stick to their clothing line and stop being on camera.
    Never thought they were cute, hated them on full-house, and they still look like chimps to me.
    Cindy>
    Fashion Icon? What world do you live in? Just because someone has a twisted taste in style does not mean it looks good. I dont see MK starting a trend anywhere, she is the only one who dresses like a hobo.

  31. timk

    “Hey watch out! You almost stepped on that homeless kid.”

  32. Cindy C

    to zoolander— where do you live? do u even live in los angeles or new york? you’d be quite suprised. i’m guessing you’re from hmmmm kentucky? wisconsin? you don’t really know anything obviously… you may think her look sucks, but try sayinig that to hollywood wanabees

  33. maddie

    well at least we know where all her food is going.

  34. fat mary kate

    omg look at her!!!.. shes SO fucking glamarous. lol @ you haters. she created everything every broad in america wants to be right now.LOVES HER

  35. Martin

    “Dude someone is going to recognize ET this outfit won’t fool anyone.”

  36. gigi

    Hey Cindy,
    Don’t be knockin’ Ky. The only people that would wear that crap here would be fat house wives with their hair in curlers and a net, smoking their cigarettes in the middle of white trash trailer-ville. We call them there dresses mu-mu’s here in the sticks. I guess white trash has one up on us when it comes to fashion..must be why Mrs. Spears is so popular.

  37. Denea McBroom

    Carrie Aaaaaane. Caarrie Anne, come back? Is it me or does it look like the round migit old lady in Poltergeist went on a diet?

  38. Zelda Rubenstein

    This house is clean!

  39. cakeboy

    MAMA CASS wants her shit back…
    “all the leaves are brown
    and the sky is gray…”

  40. CC

    I’ve been looking for that Monchichi I put in my dress-up clothes for like 20 years!

  41. zoolander

    to Cindy> FYI, ppl in New York DO NOT dress like hobos. How old are you? Perhaps the ppl you associate with dress like that (i.e. the teeny boppers or wannabes who call this sh*t style trend).

    Unless you are under the age of 21, or act like 21, nobody would find this style attractive.

  42. So, three guys go into pet store and purchase a baby Arangutang; they’re walking down the street…

  43. Rachel

    Her bodyguards were severely reprimanded after following a homeless gypsy child around all day, leaving Mary Kate stuck in a crack in the floor the entire day.

  44. Nikki

    She does look fucking stupid

  45. mia

    hey – at least you can’t see her crotch! and yes, I agree – Hillary deserves best caption ever in the caption contest.

  46. She looks like the neighbor from Three’s Company…whats her name…

  47. RubbRubb

    OMFG.

    Remember that photo while back of one of the Olsens wearing rich-white-girl-hippie garb next to a photo of E.T. in his Halloween dress? Every time I see a photo of one of the Olsen urchins now, I can’t help but picture E.T. Too damn funny.

  48. bb

    she needs to find midget body guards

    they make her look tiny tiny tiny

  49. realitybasedbob

    muggles surroune Hermine on downtown street

  50. “The sun shines bright on my Old Kentucky Home, Tis summer, the people are gay…”

    Yes, Cindy, excuse your mouth about Kentucky. I implore you to come live with me here in Louisville for a week and then tell me how you feel about it. I think you might be surprised. I will tell you that it’s not wise to say anything negative about Kentucky as Kentuckians are fiercly loyal.

    “We’ll sing one song for the Old Kentucky Home, for the Old Kentucky Home far away…”

    (And please learn to use capitalization, punctuation, proper spelling, proper grammar and actual words before you attempt to put anyone else in a negative light. You make yourself look much more ignorant than us stupid hillbillys.)

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