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Stephen | August 19, 2005 at 2:53 pm
what’s really gross is that you can kind of see his carrot… bottom.
Randy | August 19, 2005 at 2:54 pm
The question is this – what the hell did his mother and father look like?
mike | August 19, 2005 at 2:57 pm
Anabolic Steroids?
sick | August 19, 2005 at 3:04 pm
He isnt just ugly, but he is so hard on the eyes. I want to throw up.
anthony | August 19, 2005 at 3:08 pm
If he cut his hair and stopped plucking his eyebrows he would be hot as hell.
Laura Lord Belle | August 19, 2005 at 3:12 pm
RAGGEDY ANDY IS NO LONGER A PUNCHING BAG FOR THE BULLYS!!
(God, that is one U G L Y looking dude!) Stop plucking your eyebrows, cut your hair really short, dye it brown.. and lay off the steroids!!
jake | August 19, 2005 at 3:20 pm
this gross pic made the blog round days ago. come on miu! put your power on! i miss old miu.
Amy | August 19, 2005 at 3:27 pm
so wrong…yet so hot at the same time…as long as he’d agree to putting a bag over his head
phinespice | August 19, 2005 at 3:36 pm
He’s ever uglier that John Basedow…sick…that little muscle that leads to the terrificly put “carrot bottom” is revolting…
Jen | August 19, 2005 at 3:45 pm
I’m gonna fuckin’ throw up, you can see the “carrot” top of his pub’s!
Michelle | August 19, 2005 at 3:49 pm
“Hi, my testicles are on vacation with José Canseco’s somewhere.”
michelle | August 19, 2005 at 3:54 pm
MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!
elaina | August 19, 2005 at 3:57 pm
sick. there are no words. just sick.
Shana | August 19, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Oh shit…..my pants are falling down again.
tinabell | August 19, 2005 at 4:24 pm
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
Chelsea | August 19, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Aiyeee!!!! That’s just downright terrifying!!
kill myself | August 19, 2005 at 4:46 pm
Those who said Carrot top is hot or even has the potential to look hot have disgusting taste!!
Sure, everyone has different taste but saying carrot top is hot is like saying shit smells good!
SICK!
Michelle | August 19, 2005 at 5:18 pm
Is that really even carrot top? I think that’s some dude who unfortunately has his hair.
busybody | August 19, 2005 at 6:37 pm
yeah that is definitely carrot top.
Cynthia | August 19, 2005 at 6:40 pm
….and the world goes into shock when it is discovered that Wendy (of the hamburger restaurants) is really…gasp!…a MAN!
sean | August 19, 2005 at 6:49 pm
I thought Lucille Ball was dead.
A Boy and His Dog | August 19, 2005 at 8:40 pm
It’s so sad when little dicked men try and compensate
Danielle | August 19, 2005 at 9:54 pm
The curtains do not match the carpet. (next time spare us the pube show you orange hair dye freak) Also…why is he not listed on awfulplasticsurgery.com ? Not saying he hasn’t worked for his body but who rearranged this guy’s face? His eyes do not look human.
cappy | August 19, 2005 at 10:53 pm
photoshhhhhooooppppeeeeddddd
medea | August 19, 2005 at 11:22 pm
Bert left Ernie and he is not taking it!
iluvStuds | August 19, 2005 at 11:46 pm
I would not f**k even with a paper bag over his head. This photo makes me want to vomit.
JJ | August 20, 2005 at 1:12 am
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
My eyes! Ugh!
A Sheltered Town | August 20, 2005 at 10:42 am
That’s a nice carrot patch he’s got there, eh folks?
Anonymous | August 20, 2005 at 4:32 pm
Because awfulplasticsurgery.com only updates once every six fucking months or so. Shit, I’m so disgusted with them I could spit. A site so full of possibilities, and they’re sleeping.
Anyway, I agree 100% with the poster who said this asshole looks like Raggedy Andy, if Raggedy Andy were to take steroids and spray his grotesque body with that stuff that makes raw turkeys look like they’re fully cooked.
She Devil In High Heels | August 20, 2005 at 5:58 pm
AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL?????
Love
She Devil In High Heels
x
PleaseGetRidOfThis | August 20, 2005 at 6:32 pm
Please POST SOMETHING NEW so I don’t have to LOOK at this everytime I check the site. It makes me not want to come back!!!!!
lala | August 20, 2005 at 8:32 pm
This picture has to fake or fixed or something, it’s just too disturbing……ugh.
nyctexan | August 20, 2005 at 9:50 pm
…oh God. That’s an unfortunate picture to have burned into one’s memory!!
prince harry | August 21, 2005 at 12:50 am
is it wrong to wanna hit that?
i cant beleive carrot top is do-able!
Steve | August 21, 2005 at 10:58 am
Carrot Top displays the effects of steroids on pubic hair, as they are the only thing holding his pants up. THANK GOD!!!
mike | August 21, 2005 at 11:57 am
This is a carrot……This is a carrot on steroids….any questions?
*Micha* | August 21, 2005 at 12:17 pm
I don’t usually buck the crowd, and i’m not sure just why… but he makes me so frickin’ HAWT!! OMG maybe it’s because i’m Irish or something, the hair, the skin, the fact that his nipples are the same color as his skin, and the pubes OMG… I’d break his damn back.
cooper | August 21, 2005 at 2:45 pm
There’s no way that’s Carrot Top. There’s no way that’s not photoshopped… I hope.
haute | August 21, 2005 at 2:46 pm
IDIOT!!!!
memememe | August 21, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Unfortunately, I know for a fact that this is not photo shopped.
richard | August 21, 2005 at 3:08 pm
i’ve always had a kinky hard on for this guy! what’s he into boys/girls? be my top carrot.
Gracie | August 21, 2005 at 6:29 pm
If I have to see this one more time when I come to this fabulous site again, i”m going to hurl!!!
BKJester | August 21, 2005 at 11:43 pm
Desperate for attention, Carrot Top starts taking steroids, hopes for some media controversy to -reignite his career.
TasAnnie | August 22, 2005 at 2:22 am
The only thing I can say is that he’s apparently a natural redhead.
Some people seem to really get off on becoming human cartoons.
Julie | August 22, 2005 at 9:39 am
So… The carpet matches the drapes!!!
Luke | August 22, 2005 at 11:10 am
Looks like Carrot’s juiced!!
sal | August 22, 2005 at 12:27 pm
growdy.
Bouj | August 22, 2005 at 12:41 pm
Not photoshopped. I saw him on TV (like ET or Extra or something) and he was wearing a tight shirt. Carrot Top really is that ripped. Unbelievable. It’s a wonder what the juice will do.
blark | August 22, 2005 at 5:55 pm
Yeah, my boyfriend worked at a banquet center years ago and Carrot Top performed (is that the right word to use for Carrot Top, maybe I should replace “performed” with “shat all over the stage”) and my BF said he is totally ripped and has a horrible temper and nearly beat the shit out of some employees.
The Reverend | August 22, 2005 at 10:02 pm
FUCKING GOD!!!!!
Jesus! This is just sooo WRONG.