There are just too many, but I’ll start with these:

“Where Are They Now: Rainbow Bright, Hookin’”

“Paris Hilton finally realizes her feet are GINORMOUS and becomes confused”

looks like a joint to me……..

“Oh, they’re right! This chewing gum and walking at the same time thing IS hard!”

or perhaps:

“Reefer Madness, my toe. Where are the Doritos?”

Paris Hilton learns how to walk and think at the same time

If I only had a braaain da dum dee dum dee dum . . .

“ok i think i got it… right foot, then left foot”

WHITE TRASH! Not even money could buy class!

Uh! oh! Did I put on the bath mat INSTEAD of my dress when leaving the bathrom of The Muppets?

I’m a little tea pot “HICK”… short and “hick” stout!!

Oh sh*t! Did I forget to change out of my Care Bears nightie AGAIN?!!!

like momma used to say, “there’s always a cheap hooker at the end of every rainbow.”

hah. i vote for jake’s caption. hilarious!

See what money can do for you.

if you act now, you too can be the proud owner of your very own knock-kneed,wonkey-eyed, negative-IQed, drugged up, baby talking, spoiled brat, Paris figurine!! Don’t delay.

“Damn, I was supposed to put my cloud pasties on under my dress.”

BLUNTE ON REALITY!?! Naw . . . just plain blasted.

Hookin’ ain’t easy!

Uhh am I the only one who adores that dress?

Yes,Callie…….you are.The only one over 10 years old anyway…….

right foot, left foot…aa, um what was i doing?

Frankenhooker

Now I know this…I know this…. its right… left.. right…uh? left?

Oh my god!!! No red carpet!!! What do I do???

“jesus CHRIST! where the FUCK are my GODDAMN implants?”

right.. left.. right.. left.. oh shit.

If I do the peepee dance, I won’t pee my pants… oh wait, I don’t wear any underwear, ha!

Oh god, i am so high right now,can someone carry me….where are my body guards?

I just have to say, I fucking love Paris. She might be spoiled, rich (to all of our extreme jealousy), slightly less than great in the intelligence realm, beautiful (no matter how much y’all don’t want to admit it)… but holy damn. At least she gives us stuff to do on the internet, which is becoming increasingly boring day by day. Thank you Paris… may you rock on.

these damn ben wa balls are really hard to keep in

Come on, guys. I don’t like Paris Hilton either, but mocking her on her big feet? I have big feet too, and nobody custom-makes my shoes. Where’s the love?

Somebody needs to get a life! You adore this ho? GEEZ! I’ll be prayin’ for ya!

Oh, you pathetic crab. You must have a life, you post on here.

The baby giraffe learns to use its legs, one step at a time.

I’ve got a great life…and enough sense to know the difference between a decent person and a brain dead ho who happens to have millions. I’ve tried, and I can not find anything good about her, except, as you say, she provides good entertainment for us.

Stop trying to find something good about this bitch. There isn’t anything good about her!

Hey! Stop picking on Paris! She’s the sexiest whore out there!

“Only *I* can prevent forest fires”

“Wow…it’s crazy, the ground is like…an ocean or something. I feel like I’m walking on egg cartons!” Paris Hilton on ecstasy.

Recent research shows that whores on drugs immediately become pigeon toed and, for once, can close their legs.

Looks like she is putting out her cigarette, I didn’t know she smoked? Talentless, classless wench? Yes. Smoker? No

She has pretty thick thighs and legs for a girl who is so skinny on the top.

It actually looks better than chicken legs like Ritchie’s or Lohan’s.

Yes, she is a smoker, among other things.

Looks like the Incredible Hulk shot-off all over the bitch.

she always carries that damn bag with the stars on it. i’m kind of sick of seeing it. wtf.

FUGLY shoes

Wondering if she should walk, smoke or snort the white line….

No shocker!! That Paris for you. I love you Paris, but you’re getting a little too old for this. Take a look at Nicole ;-)

She is human dung.