I’m as old as this fucking midget is tall, and my VAGINA is so stretched out I could fit BOTH OF EM in there while they’re screwing!

Wished I would STOP dating faggelas, too!

Nice!

cirque de so gay?
what’s up Joan ?
recalling a scene edit
from your film
The Bitch?

Joan Collins looks amazing for 72 years old.

that midget has a huge package!

Joan Collins and children on a day out.

I must stop having acid flashbacks.

jackie collins poses with former olympian keri strug and her new girlfriend Jem.

Oh, so this is what they meant by thanking all the little people, dawling ..

Damn, he has a hot torso. Maybe I should reconsider my policy on dating people shorter than me!

Joan Collins and twins from brief affair with Warren Beatty pose for pictures after attending the 2005 Dynasty Convention.

I don’t know about dating vertically challenged men with better makeup than me. His face looks flawless.

What is Christina HAgqueliera doing there?

Joan looks toasty or maybe that the effect from so much plastic surgery.

The sad thing is the dude on the left has on the most make-up.

“It’s cool to be clear.”

Six in one to go… “SEVEN UP”.

That Midget is without question, THE GAYEST thing I’ve ever laid eyes on. He’s just bizzare looking.
I have the urge to grab him by the ankles and use him to beat Joan to death.

Is a gay midget a gidget?

Words escape me. Which is such a rarity.

Dude Looks Like A Lady

“I keep this set of little people for spare parts. Please don’t feed them.”

After the death of her faithful purse dog Otto, Joan Collins shows off the must have acessory for this fall: purse people.

I cant believe that woman is 72.