OH!!! Screw THIS??! Gotcha! :)

This is not the kind of “tool” I thought you were talking about…

“Paris Photographed Screwing by the Pool”.

“OMG! A Poisonous ant..DIE!”

“out damn spot”

“i told you that i can screw!”

“Like, ohmygod! Don’t I look HOT as a Handywoman?! That’s right bitchesss…oopps, I hope that screw isn’t needed..ohmygod! That is sooo funny…screw…”

Paris just proves it again: She’s always got to me screwing something.

“I’m going to drop this screwdriver and grab the one from the bitch in front of me”
a la narcissus

So THAT’S what these things are for…

Paris was under the mistaken impression that to be a “gold digger” one had to actually dig where the rich and famous play.

How do you start this pool?

Maybe if I screw it, it will let me get to the front of the line.

It beats opening up my scabby vag-gie and letting some negro rapper bang me in the women’s bathroom while I blow rails off the toilet seat.

Every rich white bitch wants to be me!

Oh, shoot! Where is Pool Boy?? Pool Boy???? How can I lose my fifty bazillion dollar engagement ring in the pool? Now I’ll have to FDS the cootch and get me another Greek tycoon’s heir. Darnit!

She looks b-l-o-a-t-e-d.

To the amazment of stunned onlookers, Paris suddenly began to attack the pool at the Bel Air hotel.

don’t worry, that’s paris’s stunt double.

Not having ever worked before, poor Paris had no idea what to do with a tool (and usually she knows all about screwing a tool)

Paris turns violent when she learns that the mildew in her pool’s grout has more class than her.

Playing in the gutter again?

I SAID NO MORE WIRE HAGERS!

im fat.

she´s wrinting her nameeeeeeeeee

You see, I can work …

Now for the latest episode of “We love Droopy!” “Princess Droopy and the magic Garden” Droopy is mesmerized by this mysterious new world of fantastical instruments! Then from among the bushes Pricky the horny knome giggles and rubs himself with the pangs of desire. And then from the trees above, The green haired money snatching witch of the west whispers, “Look into the pool my dear! Behold your future!”

“Nicole You anerexic bitch
Grab the screwdriver and I’ll pull you out of the crack. “

“There’s got to be gold in there some where!”

I wonder if she’s actually sweating doing such strenuous work!

That’s hot.

someone tell her that mermaids don’t live in pools…

Now that her show is cancelled..paris was caught screwing again…

“i wonder if those std results are back?”

“And I’m gonna KEEP digging till I find where that b*tch hid her stash!”

there’s GOTTA BE some COKE around here, MAN!

SCREWDRIVER?!?!?! When I agreed to the whole screwdriver thing I expected there to be vodka and orange juice involved.

“Paris Caught Screwing — Again!”

“huh what’s that? you wanna ‘watch me screw at the pool’..oh ok sexy come outside then ;)…ohhh uhhh that kinda screw..wow. my. knees. look. so. totally. like. this. screwdriver, now THAT’S hot!”

“The Simple Life: SCREWED”

mama, help me.. i can’t get this screwdriver out of this..thing.. sob, sob i’ve tried..soooohard, mama..

LOL at you morons calling her fat. If that’s fat what’s normal sized?

i gotta do something to get paid…why the fuck am i on the ground with a screwdriver…wait a second this ain’t no drink!

Not fat, just bloated. Look at those stick legs compared to little pot belly shes got sticking out. Let me tell you, thats not what “healthy” looks like.

What is this stupid bitch doing????