i’d really rather not, thank you very much. i think my retinas were just burned out.

SHE’S JUST AN UGLY FREAK. NO AMOUNT OF PLASTIC SURGERY IN THE WORLD WILL SAVE HER UGLY INSIDES. UGH!!!

a supermodels idea of a straitjacket

Janice Dickinson’s How-to fuck yourself to the middle 101.

Ugh!

TMZ’s comment is hilarious! “Jurassic Dickinson loves her own smell” ewwwwh.

“It turns out, I CAN get my head out of my ass!”

Dang, those Yoga classes have really worked. Why, oh why did I get that gender reassignment surgery?

Did she just buy a hybrid?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert%21/

Dang, those Yoga classes have really worked. Why, oh why did I get that gender reassignment surgery?

Jan-ass Dickinson prepares for a vaginal lift

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

“It aids in conception”/Maud Lebowski

“Come in! We’re open!

Janice prefers that you shoot her from her good side!

Um. That is some bad shit. it is not even funny to just put that up there with no warning.

Getting Dressed

You’re doing it wrong.

…Spongebob Squarepants keeps popping in my mind when I look at this picture.

Caption: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

If I say like this, maybe someone will give me a drive-by!

If I stay like this, maybe someone will give me a drive-by!

If I stay like this, maybe someone will give me a drive-by!