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“Oh, how embarrassing. Here I am, answering the door without my hat on.”
“Who said I was gay? I’m just pretending I’m Christian Bale in American Psycho. Would you like to watch me do my assistant while I stab her?”
“Hey, come on in. The casting couch and I are both ready.”
“My hair isn’t the only thing standing at attention.”
what MAKES you think I won’t CUT you?
i know. i get that ALL the time. but i’m way hotter than seth meyers. he’s a pansy.
um, i would do much more than just caption him.
Shades o’ Lohan…
“Oh, hi, are you the guy from Craigslist? C’mon in.”
I’d Let Him Stick Me With It….
All I have to say is YES. His voice is like butter.
“I know, my new song makes me want to cut off my ears too. I’m sorry.”
“I know, my new song makes me want to cut off my ears too. I’m sorry.”
“While you are mesmerized by my black bikini underwear I will cut your heart out and eat it”