Caption Jordan and Peter Andre

April 12th, 2007 // 18 Comments

(Flynet)

More tackiness after the jump.

The matching outfits completely kill me.

(Flynet)

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Comments (18)

  1. Dave | April 12, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    She sings: “I’m gonna have a gay baby… I’m gonna have a gay baby…”

  2. lynn | April 12, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Is that a Posh in your belly or is David Beckham under your dress holding your boobs up?

  3. Jenn | April 12, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    After extensive reconstructive surgery to repair massive tiger mauling scars, Roy Horn (left) and new partner get ready for their Las Vegas comeback.

  4. rhiannon | April 12, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    White ice-cream man pants and flip-flops and sleeves down to his fingertips–lovely!

    And I hear she did so many drugs when she was pregnant with her first child (Harvey) that he is blind and disabled because of it. And she’s having more kids. Perfect.

  5. Kennedy | April 12, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Jordan: I’m a whore
    Peter: I think I have a big dick.

  6. baaqar | April 12, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    Four huge boobs and one bun.

  7. Cheesy | April 12, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    Do they always wear matching outfits? They look very Roman today. Is he gay, or the father of the baby, or both?

  8. Mari Possa | April 12, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a man in drag?

  9. Douchery | April 12, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    And we walk hand-in-hand into the sweet hereafter…

  10. Ashley | April 12, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Did we miss the toga party?

  11. jbonz | April 12, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    That baby is gonna have a butthole at both ends!

  12. Mickie | April 13, 2007 at 2:03 am

    Someone should move that trash out closer to the curb.

  13. K | April 13, 2007 at 4:45 am

    BOOBIE and the gay beast!

  14. SMACK THAT | April 13, 2007 at 9:02 am

    Super Slut & Queer Bait

  15. Marnie | April 13, 2007 at 9:22 am

    The Plastics have arrived.
    I saw these to in England, they are Posh and Beckham wannabees in a very immature way.

  16. Julie | April 13, 2007 at 9:26 am

    I read an article on this chick.
    She has no concept of what birth control is.
    She has been pregnant with every guy she has been with and she either aborted the pregnancy, miscarriaged or had the child.
    The chick been therapy on how to love herself.

  17. Joanne | April 13, 2007 at 9:43 am

    The women’s crotch is tattooed.How’d you explain that to the baby doctor?

  18. wednesday | April 13, 2007 at 11:42 am

    I’m not really in it for the caption contest, but my lord, her boobs are so high they almost touch her chin. That’s insane and I don’t know how it could be comfortable…

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