I’m all about LC, but pleeeeease tell me she isn’t wearing a kabbalah bracelet! Oy!

“TIMMEH!!”

Audrina block the photogs while I blow chunks on the sidewalk. BLAHHGHHH!

Audrina block the papz while I blow chunks on the sidewalk. BLAHHGHHH!

ROLLIOLIO!!!!

Oh please….who hasn’t taken a mid blink photo. She’s not drunk. Jealous much??? I guess it makes you feel better about yourself to post bad pictures of a beautiful girl. Whatever!

Finally I’ve achieved my ideal waist size of 10 inches. Now, I’m going to pass out.

Oh God, Britney has the best blow….

P.S. Ashley, you are an idiot.

“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!”

Finally figured out, she looks like Marcia Brady!

Is That A Kabballuh bracelet?????

Maybe she’ll really jump on the trend whore train and buy a baby from Africa, too.

Team Heidi! No, wait, whash M, M, you know, where you watch my show, that place, wha’ wha’ the latest story now? Team, er Team, yeah, Spencer, baby, oh wait, no Heidi Baby!!! Why’d you leave me for a man? Heidi? Baby, I’m so over you now.

Blech, gag puke [Insert various vomiting sounds].

It’s a Hamsa bracelet – to ward off the “evil eye” and can be purchased at Shop Intuition or any number of other places. NOT a Kabbalah bracelet.

“No! NO!! Put my phone back and help me find my purse!”

Hah!! Intoxicated yes but not from alcohol…the eyes ROLLING up, the jawline..looks like she’s got the chatters…

“If I actually ate, this is where my boobs would be…”

lush

that is the worst photo shop picture you can see the outline of her actual body

that is the worst photo shop picture you can see the outline of her actual body

The picture is not photoshopped, the dark gray section you’re referring to is part of the dress she’s wearing.

Looks Like she has a little to much Vitamin X in her Diet. HAHAHA

ashley is right o totally agree Laren is s beautiful<33 love Lauren Conrad:))