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“Be careful not to jostle me. My airbag lips might deploy.”
The Jokers wife
“wait til they get a load of me…”
Lord, that woman has plumped her upper lip within an inch of its life. I imagine she would be saying:
“Mmf blmmh hmm flllm lllbf”
Of course she cannot speak clearly with her innertubes in place.
“Orifice Spreaders Can Change Your Life Too!”
Freddie Mercury! Back from the grave!
I’m horrible at these captions so I’ll just comment instead. She really needs to quit with the shag hairstyle, orange skin and ridiculous lips. I rocked that hairstyle too…back in 1993!! It’s time to use your husband’s L.A. Law savings and your Dancing With the Stars money to find yourself new stylist STAT!
Ugly.
I’ll get you my pretty!
“HA!! You think it’s bad now? Wait ’till I’m 60! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
“The Joker has been reincarnated as a woman!!!!”
Courtsey from the brillantly awesomme movie, Sunset Blvd:
“The wax-works”
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
“Only the little people pay taxes”
“The only Hotel in the World where the Queen stands guard”
My surgeon told me the eyes should settle in a couple days, and he was the one that told me my lips would settle too so I trust him COMPLETELY.
she really is pretty and has an unbelievable body-but man…those lips are awful.just so scary. agree about the hair too…time for a change
Wow Jonesie, she does look like Leona, good call!
Harry Hamlin must prefer doggy style. No way I could keep it up staring at that.
Karen is right. I don’t get it. Lisa and the “we don’t get that much plastic surgery” ladies on Real Housewives of Orange County need to realize that their lips look completely DEFORMED. You are not fooling anyone with your bee sting lips or your mile-long fake lashes, ladies. Maybe in your crazy corner of California you look normal, but to the rest of the country you look like a bunch of plumped up plastic buffoons.
Karen is right. I don’t get it. Lisa and the “we don’t get that much plastic surgery” ladies on Real Housewives of Orange County need to realize that their lips look completely DEFORMED. You are not fooling anyone with your bee sting lips or your mile-long fake lashes, ladies. Maybe in your crazy corner of California you look normal, but to the rest of the country you look like a bunch of plumped up plastic buffoons.
She looks like Cindi Loo-hoo’s mom
“I can’t believe that damn Botox made my face freeze like THIS”
“I warned him…”
She looks like a tweaker….more meth anyone?
She looks like a tweaker….more meth anyone?
EXTRA, EXTRA!!YOUNG VERSION OF HELMSLEY BACK FROM THE DEAD!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!
CHUCKY 3: Bride’s Revenge
Too much work= Tammie Fay Baker
Wayland has his cold hand stuck up my bum. And I like it.
Jonesie wins for sure. Dead ringer (hahaha) for Leona.
Jonesie wins for sure. Dead ringer (hahaha) for Leona.
I know her lips are a bit much, but I still think she’s really pretty- beautiful eyes, perfect nose, great cheekbones.
she look kinda creepy….
Did you hear about when Rinna tried to spit out the window of a fast moving car, and her lips almost beat her to death?
True story