The look on his face says ‘what are YOU looking at? you never seen a grown man in his grannies nightdress before? huh, get a life, loser’

think anyone has a clue i’m really gay?

“Jesus Christ! Drive! Just drive!” screamed the horrified teen, and the limousine suddenly sped away in a screech of tires.

Lesson Learned: Never get your prom date on Craig’s List.

does my bum look big in this?

Meet the new spokes person for “Davids Bridal” Mr.Patrick Dempsy

“10 July 2007, Paris Hilton says she spent a shitty tail in Jail.”

“10 July 2007, Paris Hilton says she spent a shitty tail in Jail.”

Pretty in Pink

correction:

“10 July 2007, Paris Hilton says she spent a shitty 40 days in Jail.”

And you think the things Isaiah Washington said about TR Knight were bad.

Now where the hell did i park the minivan?

Damn! Where did I leave my purse?

Sorry but this guy is majorly hot in anything…. come to mama big boy..

Patrick Dempsy is trying hard not to get fired on Grey’s Anatomy!

Patrick Dempsy is trying hard not to get fired from Grey’s Anatomy!

Who knew Katherine Heigl would ask for a McBridesmaid?

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID NEVER A BRIDE…
WHERE DID PARIS AND NICOLE GO?????????

Do my shoes clash???

“where’s that damn PA with my panty hose???”

This is Patrick Dempsy’s way of protesting the wrongful incarceration of Paris Hilton.

Now that Isaiah Washington is gone, T.R. Knight’s contract demands just got a whole lot kinkier.

DEMPSY: “This isn’t a nighty. It’s my Halloween costume. This year I’m dressing as the Pope.”

DEMPSY: “What the hell are you talking about? I WON the bet.”