Se-earchinnn for the We-easel… Aaa-wooo!!

roflmao.. you win

Demonstration of a classic man trick. He sucks it in so hard, it actually pokes out from below.

Dirty….both of them….Ick!

“Gee honey, you need to put on a little weight so I don’t look quite like the bloated sea cow that I do standing next to you.”

As disgusting as this picture is…i’m strangely VERY disgusted by the other guy in the photo checking his phone. he has NO neck and the biggest double chin i have ever seen on someone shirtless at the beach.

WOW! I don’t think he’s sucking in his gut so much as BAD LIPOSUCTION!!! That just looks a bit lumpy & deformed.

Wouldn’t be so bad if his swimming trunks came up just a little bit higher. I think I see a few pubes! Come on. Pull them up.

And no one has even mentioned the strange turtle thing he’s doing with his lips. Is anyone really that disgusted by smoking?

Wouldn’t be so bad if his swimming trunks came up just a little bit higher. I think I see a few pubes! Come on. Pull them up.

And no one has even mentioned the strange turtle thing he’s doing with his lips. Is anyone really that disgusted by smoking?

“Mommy buys me lots of stuff and things!”

“Yeah, baby! I got 4 rock-hard inches with your name on ‘em!”

Three words. Tuck it in.

careful hunny, that hot cigarette is causing you to melt

That is not near enough material, and I just ate.
Thanks.

Guy in front texting: “Dude, I am right next to Pauley Shore and he has a big fatty”

Pauly Shore rocks a teeny-tiny hard on with a mystery blonde laughing at his weeaaseell

My ex-daughter in law told me that she had a one night stand with Pauly many years ago in Vegas, I should send her this picture, but she would probably committ suicide…..

“I think she knows the cig is bigger than the peen.”

say hello 2 my little friend

“Hey, funny boy, hold this will ya? I think these things are flammable.”