Pete: “How did I get myself into this sh*t?”
Monkey: “How did I get myself into this sh*t?”

Wow, the resemblance is uncanny! Are they related?

There’s a monkey on my ass!

wow, that monkey takes big sh*ts

Telling his father that he is gay is the other monkey on his back.

“Ashlee, I asked you not to jump on my head.”

He’s wearing more make-up than usual.

An epic meeting of the minds.

Hey! Why does that skeez get a monkey, but I can’t have one?

Like father like son, including the eye color

Great!!! A monkey sitting on a no talent fag!!!!Nice job. This should really get people reading this blog!!!

put the monkey in a shelter or animal reserve…the abuse of animals by the entertainment industry equals to that of Mike Vick….wild animals need to be away from people

Ok, but first tell me which one is the monkey?

“Sigh. I really should have gotten a Capital One home loan.”

On closer look, I think that monkey (the one without the hat) has a little lipstick action goin’ on…

Wow…Ashlee Simpson really looks attractive. She get a new nose?

I dunno, Doc. It started out as a bump on my ass.

He wears more make-up than usually and it turns into a monkey.

Why do those two always have to pose in the exact same way. Him, staring blankly into space. Her, smiling slightly with her head cocked towards his. On the plus side, Ashley looks good as a brunette.

god I’m lazy today. I couldn’t think up this stuff till next week. You guys are hilarious.

This is what happens when I forget to put on my eyeliner. I pick up the strangest looking girls.

Ever the gentleman, Pete gives Ashlee a lift home after a late night of bar-hopping.

Which one is Pete Wentz?

poor monkey… their eyes look the same !

It isn’t everyday you get to see evolution in the works. This is apparently when primates started to use tools.

lolz! u guys (and girls) sure can think up some funny sh*t!