Caption Prince Frederic Von Anhalt

July 30th, 2007 // 42 Comments

(Flynet)

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor was found naked and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his 2006 Rolls Royce.

By Kimberly London

  1. Sarah

    “Ummm….ahem…well….this is awkward….you wouldn’t happen to have a pocket knife or something to cut this, would you?……no? ummmm well perhaps a cell phone to summon the authorities?……no….just that camera?…….well……then I guess I’ll just sit here…….”

  2. Maggie May

    I feel a draft…

  3. GiveMeABreak

    My thoughts exactly! I know that the first thing I would do upon finding an old man handcuffed and naked in a car would be to take a picture.

    This scene is about as staged as they come. And this guy is a loon!

  4. JuneWheeler

    PWNED!!!!!

  5. Am

    JuneWheeler: I’m so out of touch. My 15 year old says stuff like that. I’m not criticizing you. I just feel…..old. LOL

  6. Ari

    “Gosh, leather seats really stick to your thighs.”

  7. Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  8. Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  9. michi

    Ahhhhahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! ha. I loved Sarah’s comment!

  10. beckster

    I have to poooooooop!

  11. jxrblue

    No crotch shots please!

  12. Cheesy

    Isn’t this the guy that came forward to claim to be one of the fathers of Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter? I think he just wants the attention.

  13. Stinky Minky

    Zsa Zsa got hers, I see…

  14. hayleymills

    With Rich Corinthian Leather!

  15. d

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  16. d

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  17. d

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  18. d

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  19. d

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  20. kushiro

    “Keep car thieves at bay with our new ‘Naked Old Guy’ version of The Club® vehicle anti-theft device”.

  21. d

    sorry…for the repeats…why did it do that ?

  22. lookwhaticando

    #1 Sarah

    That was just way to funny, I think I pissed on myself… LOL

  23. haha

    He was probably getting ready for a three-some.

    That’s what the old geezer gets for being a nasty F-R-E-A-K!

  24. haha

    err… including him, more like a four-some.

  25. fancypants

    Onstar, there for you, even when you’ve been left naked and handcuffed to your car.

  26. Kandykane

    Prince von Douche is a crazee nut. He’s living on borrowed time and wants to get in all the licks he never got in from 50 years back. He’s making up for lost time with these antics so let him alone. If he wants to pretend that whores tied him to the steering wheel, we should all mentally pat him on the old head and say “there, there” and think but don’t say, “you senile old fart! when are you going to snuff it?”

  27. e

    apparently, he didn’t have a pre-nup with K-Fed and look what happened.

  28. marjorie Robinson

    I think I’m going to puke!!NASTY!!

  29. Hmm, three women take his clothing, (reeking of old man smell) and his cash, but LEAVE THE ROLLS? No way. He’s still riding high off of the attention he got from claiming to be Anna Nicole’s baby daddy and found a great way to get another clip on ET.

  30. dajoro

    God. Harrison Ford looks like shiat.

  31. Kim-bah-lee? Kimbahlee STEEWART, come back here with my paaaahnts!!!

  32. Amy

    “fancypants” wins, hands down!

  33. Ruby Jackson

    Fancypants wins, but I like d’s theory!

  34. Woohoo

    #1 Sarah – So funny : ) … lol made my morning a bit better !!

  35. Close the door there’s draft dummy.

  36. os

    i lost my depends!

  37. Dawn

    What did he use to push the on-star button???

  38. Victoria

    ZSA ZSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Charlotte

    He deserved it, whoever did it should have taken his car too and just left him where he was.

  40. The Princess

    This is a joke!!!

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  42. George

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