Caption Prince Frederic Von Anhalt

July 30th, 2007 // 42 Comments

(Flynet)

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor was found naked and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his 2006 Rolls Royce.

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Comments (42)

  1. Sarah | July 30, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    “Ummm….ahem…well….this is awkward….you wouldn’t happen to have a pocket knife or something to cut this, would you?……no? ummmm well perhaps a cell phone to summon the authorities?……no….just that camera?…….well……then I guess I’ll just sit here…….”

  2. Maggie May | July 30, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    I feel a draft…

  3. GiveMeABreak | July 30, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    My thoughts exactly! I know that the first thing I would do upon finding an old man handcuffed and naked in a car would be to take a picture.

    This scene is about as staged as they come. And this guy is a loon!

  4. JuneWheeler | July 30, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    PWNED!!!!!

  5. Am | July 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    JuneWheeler: I’m so out of touch. My 15 year old says stuff like that. I’m not criticizing you. I just feel…..old. LOL

  6. Ari | July 30, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    “Gosh, leather seats really stick to your thighs.”

  7. ils vont | July 30, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  8. ils vont | July 30, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

    http://www.ilsvont.com

  9. michi | July 30, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Ahhhhahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! ha. I loved Sarah’s comment!

  10. beckster | July 30, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    I have to poooooooop!

  11. jxrblue | July 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    No crotch shots please!

  12. Cheesy | July 30, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Isn’t this the guy that came forward to claim to be one of the fathers of Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter? I think he just wants the attention.

  13. Stinky Minky | July 30, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    Zsa Zsa got hers, I see…

  14. hayleymills | July 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    With Rich Corinthian Leather!

  15. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  16. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  17. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  18. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  19. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes…are we sure it wasn’t brintey,lindsey and paris…
    remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets….maybe they were Frederic’s pants !!!
    mystery solved !!

  20. kushiro | July 30, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    “Keep car thieves at bay with our new ‘Naked Old Guy’ version of The Club® vehicle anti-theft device”.

  21. d | July 30, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    sorry…for the repeats…why did it do that ?

  22. lookwhaticando | July 30, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    #1 Sarah

    That was just way to funny, I think I pissed on myself… LOL

  23. haha | July 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    He was probably getting ready for a three-some.

    That’s what the old geezer gets for being a nasty F-R-E-A-K!

  24. haha | July 30, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    err… including him, more like a four-some.

  25. fancypants | July 30, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    Onstar, there for you, even when you’ve been left naked and handcuffed to your car.

  26. Kandykane | July 30, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    Prince von Douche is a crazee nut. He’s living on borrowed time and wants to get in all the licks he never got in from 50 years back. He’s making up for lost time with these antics so let him alone. If he wants to pretend that whores tied him to the steering wheel, we should all mentally pat him on the old head and say “there, there” and think but don’t say, “you senile old fart! when are you going to snuff it?”

  27. e | July 30, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    apparently, he didn’t have a pre-nup with K-Fed and look what happened.

  28. marjorie Robinson | July 30, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    I think I’m going to puke!!NASTY!!

  29. Shelly | July 30, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Hmm, three women take his clothing, (reeking of old man smell) and his cash, but LEAVE THE ROLLS? No way. He’s still riding high off of the attention he got from claiming to be Anna Nicole’s baby daddy and found a great way to get another clip on ET.

  30. dajoro | July 30, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    God. Harrison Ford looks like shiat.

  31. Fifi | July 30, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Kim-bah-lee? Kimbahlee STEEWART, come back here with my paaaahnts!!!

  32. Amy | July 30, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    “fancypants” wins, hands down!

  33. Ruby Jackson | July 31, 2007 at 1:14 am

    Fancypants wins, but I like d’s theory!

  34. Woohoo | July 31, 2007 at 7:29 am

    #1 Sarah – So funny : ) … lol made my morning a bit better !!

  35. The Blue Fox | July 31, 2007 at 11:25 am

    Close the door there’s draft dummy.

  36. os | August 1, 2007 at 1:27 am

    i lost my depends!

  37. Dawn | August 1, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    What did he use to push the on-star button???

  38. Victoria | August 8, 2007 at 2:47 am

    ZSA ZSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Charlotte | December 30, 2007 at 7:18 am

    He deserved it, whoever did it should have taken his car too and just left him where he was.

  40. The Princess | July 1, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    This is a joke!!!

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  42. George | September 29, 2009 at 11:07 pm

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