Meh!

It’s an automatic? Ah man. Here I was wanting to be Sam, thinking she was cool as hell and one lucky girl, and now I find out she’s driving an automatic Porsche. My image of her is blown. She has no excuse for the automatic tranny as it’s not like she’s an old man with back problems. She is a Porsche poser. I’m surprised it’s not a turbo (automatic turbo is the ultimate Porshce poser car. If you drive one, you are not a car enthusiast, you are a poser. Learn how to drive). I’ll make fun of you if I see you at the gas station or car wash. I may only have a plain jane C2 996, but it’s a real, manual Porsche (and it’s not leased either).

Porsche didn’t make a real automatic until 1999 (yes I know about the PDK). They never should have. If you can’t, or won’t, drive stick, you shouldn’t drive a Porsche. Get yourself an AMG so no one will even question that you don’t know how to drive stick.

Dude Looks Like A Lady…in reverse

flymea993:

All ready then….. someone is serious about their stick thing….

I wish i could afford stick or not porsche…

and yes, I can drive a stick men/cars… thank you very much

uh…lindsay?!

Samantha Ronson shakes it off.

She has worse posture then my grandma. She’s going to have a hump back when she’s 40.

Sam, it’s not that hard! Hint: It works the same way as your strap on.

Hmmm stick the hose into the hole and liquid comes out, it’s so new to ME.

Why is everything penis shaped and male oreinted!

I’m not use to liquid actually coming out of the dild.