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So Carrie Underwood was invited to join the Grand Ole’ Opry in Nashville by the terrifying Randy Travis. What happened to that old queen? He looks beat all to shit. He’s probably ill, and I’m going to get guff from country music-loving bitches.

He invited Carrie to join the fabled country music mainstay after she performed his song “I Told You So” at an Opry show this past weekend. She’ll be inducted on May 10.

Carrie’s albums have sold over six million copies, and she’s been named the female vocalist of the year by both the Academy of Country Music and the Country Music Association. None of this acclaim has stopped her from wearing some effed-up outfits. She looks like she killed her husband, and got away with it. She wanted to wear something fun to the funeral, but thought that dress would look too merry widow if it was in blue.