Archive for the ‘Legal Matters’ Category

Prince Harry Parties His Cares Away As Homeless Pleads Guilty For Threatening To Murder Him

June 3rd, 2013 // Leave a Comment

Leave it to Prince Harry to look perfect even after a rough night of partying.

The red-headed royal was spotted in London over the weekend looking a little red in the face as he left a friend’s stag party. See, this is what happens when you’re pale. Luckily, Harry can pull it off. Just like he can pull off a tuxedo. Remember when Prince William used to be the hot one?

Sure, he’s not bad, but Prince Harry has clearly got a hot monopoly going on here. So, umm, about that homeless man threatening to kill him.  Read More »

New Mexico Man Drove Drunk While Having Sex, Totaled His Car, Hid Behind Cactus

May 30th, 2013 // Leave a Comment
Luis Briones has sex while driving drunk

The headline says it all.

The Albuquerque Journal reports that 25-year-old Luis Briones faces charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving, then crashed his car and ran from officials.

Police say the female passenger, who has not been named, was found injured with deep cuts to her face and head after she was ejected from the Ford Explorer.

Briones was found distraught, hiding behind a catus with only one shoe on and his shorts on backwards.

The New Mexico native is being faced with nine charges including DWI, evading police, and reckless driving. Read More »

Kate Upton Featured In Victoria Secret Catalogue After Company Stated They Would ‘Never Use Her’

May 29th, 2013 // Leave a Comment
Kate Upton at Vanity Nightclub
Kate Upton's Bikini Body
Kate Upton
Kate Upton fails to disappoint in the bikini wearing department. Read More »

Kate Upton is reportedly furious at Victoria’s Secret for using old photos of the blonde bombshell in their most recent lingerie catalog without her permission.

Model booker for VS, Sophia Neophitou, told the New York Times last year that, “We would never use Kate…She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blonde hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Sounds a bit harsh, seeing that Upton has graced the covers of Sports Illustrated and Vogue and has appeared in campaigns for Accessorize and Mercedes-Benz.

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5 Things You Need To Know About Justin Bieber’s Latest Antics

May 29th, 2013 // Leave a Comment

Justin Bieber has been making all sorts of headlines in the past month, and not all of it has been positive. Actually, none of it has been positive. Seriously, once Jon Bon Jovi calls you out, you know you’ve got some  ’splaining to do.

Since we here at SOCIALITE LIFE know that all of you fine folks don’t have time to keep up with everything Justin has done in the past month, we figured we’d help you out. So we’ll start it off with 5 things you need to know about what’s been going on with pop-star.  Read More »

Justin Bieber Ran Away From Keyshawn Johnson During Speeding Confrontation

May 29th, 2013 // Leave a Comment
Justin Bieber

What the hell is up with Bieber?

Justin Bieber has been reported once again to police by several neighbors for speeding through his hood, and these people have had it. One person in particular was quite incensed, and he just happens to be former NFL player Keyshawn Johnson.

Apparently, Justin also feared for the worst when he saw Keyshawn coming because he ran like a little baby and refused to open his front door.

More details at Celebitchy »

Amanda Bynes ‘Working’ On Getting Case Dropped, Trades Barbs With Courtney Love On Twitter

May 28th, 2013 // Leave a Comment
Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes is so hard to keep up with these days.

Honestly, in this day and age, why do celebs need publicists when they can just broadcast the latest need-to-know themselves on Twitter? Amanda Bynes took to Twitter today to announce that her lawyer is working on getting her case dismissed, by agreeing to not pursue charges that the arresting officer “slapped” her vagina.

She also had some harsh words for Courtney Love.

Read more on The Frisky »

Chris Brown Might Be Headed To Jail Over Traffic Incident

May 28th, 2013 // Leave a Comment
Chris Brown

The little things will get ya!

Chris Brown got into a little fender bender last week in Toluca Lake, California, and the Mail has photos of the incident that show Chris and Karrueche Tran talking with the woman whose car Chris rear ended with his overwrought Range Rover.

So when TMZ came out with a story today about how police are investigating Chris for hit-and-run in conjunction with this accident, I just couldn’t see how this was a thing. But wait! It turns out that Chris was a real douche to this woman after the accident.

Read more on Celebitchy »

Amanda Bynes Claims Cop Slapped Her Vagina

May 26th, 2013 // Leave a Comment

This has been a very busy Memorial Day weekend for Amanda Bynes.

News outlets claim the 27-year-old actress was arrested when police arrived at her NYC apartment in response to a call from her building manager that she was smoking an illegal substance of some sort in the lobby.

However, according to a lengthy Tweet posted by Amanda, it’s all lies. Read More »