The usually red-carpet flawless Catherine Zeta-Jones looked all kinds of bronze in the all the wrong places when she arrived at a UN gala event with hubby Michael Douglas on her arm.
It looks like someone forgot their eyebrows at home. That’s why I need to get that shit tattooed on because mine are about as thin as hers when not properly drawn on. And when I forget to do so, it’s really hard for others to tell when I’m judging them, which totally isn’t fair.
And seriously, that bronzer looks nuts. Was she huffing gold paint in the limo on the way over?
The usually red-carpet flawless Catherine Zeta-Jones looked all kinds of bronze in the all the wrong places when she arrived at a UN gala event with hubby Michael Douglas on her arm.
It looks like someone forgot their eyebrows at home. That’s why I need
to get that shit tattooed on because mine are about as thin as hers
when not properly drawn on. And when I forget to do so, it’s really
hard for others to tell when I’m judging them, which totally isn’t fair.
And seriously, that bronzer looks nuts. Was she huffing gold paint in the limo on the way over?

































njgirl | October 2, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Look at her chest area, it has a rash or something, maybe it’s just an allergic.
green cardigan | October 2, 2008 at 12:43 pm
God yeah, it does kind of look like she was snorting bronzer in the car on the way over.. she has trails of it coming out her nose almost. And the hair is thrown together. It’s not like her, she’s usually perfect. Maybe herself and Mickie D were getting fresh in the limo. Oh shiver. The thought of it… although he looks groomed enough and not on the verge of a heart attack, so maybe not.
Rita | October 2, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I thought it was that chick from crossing Jordan.. the lead.. whats her name??? Jill Hennessy
CelebrityFanChat Rap | October 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm
she looks old
JEWS BURIED ROMAN WOMEN ALIVE | October 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm
The UN is an evil organization of Moloch worshipping mass murderers who are leeching off of the American taxypayer to pay for their evil worship of HUMAN SACRIFICE via fake wars.
Judaism is about mudering and stealing. Jews founded the UN. Not the USA. Israeli Jews who rob and deceive Americans stole our money and use it to spread lies and ignorance and kill people so they can rob them.
Run Catherine. The Jew has turned you into an alcoholic.
Get out now.
Danielli | October 3, 2008 at 12:25 am
wow, who’s the cutie to her right in the second pic?
devil | October 3, 2008 at 8:47 am
Well, at least CZJ doesn’t look too young for Michael Douglas anymore. That’s something.
joan durtz | October 3, 2008 at 10:27 am
She must have done her own makeup.
Olive | October 3, 2008 at 3:07 pm
It must have been the help’s night off. This is what celebrities really look like when they do their own makeup and hair.