Cause of Anna Nicole’s Death To Be Revealed On Monday

March 22nd, 2007 // 4 Comments

What killed her ass? Well, we’re finally going to find out this Monday, at 10:30 AM. Keep watching A Socialite’s Life for full coverage on Monday. They should just hold up a photo of Howard K. Stern.

Dr. Joshua Perper has just announced he will hold a news conference on Monday at 10:30 AM to reveal what killed Anna Nicole Smith.

TMZ has just spoken with Gary Bitner, the spokesperson for the Seminole Police Department. Bitner said the findings at Monday’s news conference “are going to be a significant announcement.”

Bitner also told TMZ that the Seminole Police, the State Attorney and the Medical Examiner have been closely working together, and “it continues to be a non-criminal, unexplained death investigation.”

Bitner added Perper’s findings “are going to provide some resolution” in the death of Anna Nicole.

“Signifigant” but “non-criminal”. Hmmmmmm. Any guesses?

By J. Harvey

  1. rootabega

    hahaha “They should just hold up a photo of Howard K. Stern.”

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    An infection from botched plastic surgery!! Cuz new Moms can’t have enough boob/face surgeries…

  3. Loob

    “Dr. Joshua Perper has just announced he will hold a news conference on Monday at 10:30 AM to reveal what killed Anna Nicole Smith.”

    Monday? What’s with all the cliffhanger shit?!
    Do these Doctors and *Random Suits* jobs rely on ratings, like tv does?!

  4. Jesse D

    I heard it was a dirty needle that killed her. She received an injection in her butt in the Bahamas, it got infected, shot her fever up to 105. She developed a secondary infection in her body & was vomiting, crapping & couldn’t urinate (her body shut down). She took sleeping pills to sleep cuz she felt crappy & never woke up.

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