It sounds like the Grammys might be a bit of a bore this year.

The “bare fleshy under curves” of everyone’s buttocks are drooping a little lower today, as CBS’ Standards & Practices department has issued a harshly-worded email forbidding all Grammy attendees from flashing their softest, roundest parts (boobies, butts, and “puffy” crotch skin) on camera.

“Thong type costumes are problematic,” the email explains, in an observation most likely directed at Taylor Swift. “Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.”

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