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This is probably the most welcome news I’ve heard all week. Celebrites are finally realizing the joys of saving themselves until marriage. The “revirgining” trend is going to catch on like wildfire.
Last month, say sources, the actress better known for being chased than chaste even held a chastity commitment ceremony at Hollywood hotspot Koi. A guest of the restaurant that night says that Lindsay and a dozen friends feasted on sushi and handrolls before toasting the actress’ pledge to be pure. “It was really sweet,” says the source. “After she put the ring on she couldn’t stop smiling.”
Will Britney Spears “revirgin” herself and leave her husband? Probably not. She enjoys sex too much.
More Celebrities Embracing Chastity [The Swift Report]
She probably just wants an excuse to not have to show anyone how horribly fat she is.
If you just do anal, you’re still a virgin, right?
Hey there, love this site, but The Swift Report is a parody/satire site. Nothing you see there is ever real. Just noticed that you link to them a lot as if it’s real. I love your site though! This is not a mean comment, I promise.
Even if this were true, Lindsay is just seeking attention.
i would just liek to say YEAH RIGHT !!!!!!!!
thats funny i think someone messed up and the vow wasnt chastity it was she pledges to not make a xxx movie, sex still , hell yes just not on tape… this is lyndssay lohan she would show up to the opening of an envelope if it would give her a reason to through a party and or gain meadia attention ………
sigh. I give up
It’s always for attention. I wish some of these people were real artists who deserve the media spotlight rather than anorexic, blond twigs who can afford to buy designer and are photographed everywhere.
Lindsey, It’s good that you don’t want to have sex until after your married. Eating wedding cake might put enough meat on your bones to not break in to two at the thought of having sex.
Lindsay Lohan is not going to fornicate until marriage? This is the best news I’ve heard all day. Now we can only hope LiLo never marries. Because we really don’t need Lindsay Lohan’s spawn in the world.
Yawn.
This is so excrutiatingly stupid, it makes me wonder if Hollywood and the celebs therein have enbraced some sort of ‘banality of unrealness’. I can’t explain it any other way; it just seems like these fuckwits live on another planet.
No sex until after marriage? I HIGHLY doubt she is a virgin now.
She is so full of crap. Ya, definitely for attention, she wants to be like Britney and Jessica Simpson – except you are like 3 yrs too late Hohan.
People PLEASE….this is SATIRE!!!!!