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It’s a comforting thought to know that many of these celebrities (including Denise Richards, her hot-ass dad and real talker Irv Richards, Pete Wentz, Dancing with the Stars champion Brooke Burke, Ray Liotta, and Brittny “Where’s Your Vowel, Bitch?” Gastineau) engage in last-minute holiday shopping despite assistants, armies of nannies and servants, and gardners who could run out to Cumbie’s at the last minute for them.

Riddle me this – is Denise Richards wearing one of those Snuggies I saw on TV? You know, the late night infomercial about the blanket with arms? Wow, the dividends from Denise Richards: It’s For A Check are paying off! The chick behind her is like “Denise RIchards shops via infomerical?” The boyfriend hates those things so much that he actually said it made him hate Americans. Wrap yourself in Charlie Sheen‘s money, Dee Dee!

Everytime mouthy little queer Pete Wentz comes into our view lately, all we can picture is him bragging about doing Anal Ashlee Simpson in the backdoor and frankly, Christmas dinner doesn’t seem so appetizing. What a cheesedick.

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It’s a comforting thought to know that many of these celebrities (including Denise Richards, her hot-ass dad and real talker Irv Richards, Pete Wentz, Dancing with the Stars champion Brooke Burke, Ray Liotta, and Brittny “Where’s Your Vowel, Bitch?” Gastineau)
engage in last-minute holiday shopping despite assistants, armies of
nannies and servants, and gardners who could run out to Cumbie’s at the
last minute for them. Riddle me this – is Denise Richards
wearing one of those Snuggies I saw on TV? You know, the late night
infomercial about the blanket with arms? Wow, the dividends from Denise Richards: It’s For A Check
are paying off! The chick behind her is like “Denise RIchards shops via
infomerical?” The boyfriend hates those things so much that he actually
said it made him hate Americans. Wrap yourself in Charlie Sheen‘s money, Dee Dee!Everytime mouthy little queer Pete Wentz comes into our view lately, all we can picture is him bragging about doing Anal Ashlee Simpson in the backdoor and frankly, Christmas dinner doesn’t seem so appetizing. What a cheesedick.Click on any image in the gallery for 40+ more photos!