What would we do without books like Celebrity Diss and Tell : Stars Talk About Each Other. There are quite a few gems in this book of pure celebrity bliss.
- Prince on Michael Jackson: “[His] album was only called ‘Bad’ because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for ‘Pathetic.’”
-Graham Chapman of Monty Python: “How difficult can it be to fly an airplane? I mean, John Travolta learned how.”
- Sir Anthony Hopkins on Shirley MacLaine: “The most obnoxious actress I’ve ever worked with.”
- Robert Downey Jr. on Hugh Grant: “[He] has two expressions: confused and trying to crack a joke.”
- Susan Sarandon on Mel Gibson: “[He] is beautiful, but only on the outside.”
What was that saying? If you don’t have anything nice to say . . . Oh, never mind.
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At least Mel is beautiful *somewhere*. That poor old hag, Susan, has nothin’ going for her in the areas of looks, personality, or general hygiene. I almost feel bad for her….almost.
Um, no. Susan actually has a pretty good deal. She is a very good actress and even still gets good film roles. She appears to have a good marriage and family life. And she looks pretty good for her age.
Let me guess, you’re an angry, conservative, religious freak?
She’s not married to Tim, they don’t believe in it. But I agree, she’s gorgeous.
I have to agree, SS looks like a bulldog. By the way, my great aunt went to school with her, and everyone there hated SS. She said that she and her sister never wore underwear and they would roll up their skirts for all to be seen. Apparently, no one was impressed.