Harry Potter’s main freeze, Hermoine Granger, just got back from Cuba. Emma Watson updates her website with the breaking news that those Cubans can really dance. Poor little Princess Pea has never felt so inadequate. Gotta love a girl who knows how to spell multisyllabic words. Watson is getting ready to take the SAT, hoping for warm welcome from American universities. Aside from learning to dance and being brilliant, Watson is taking test shots, fitting costumes, and frumping up her hair for the next installation of wizardry (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows). She throws fangirls a bone with mentions of DanRad and the Ginger one, but knows how to keep jealous harpies happy. She says she hasn’t seen either in quite some time.

Speaking of harpies, Kim Zolciak has news. Park City, Utah plays host to her fright wig this week, and she makes mention of meeting poor David Archuleta and of “hanging out with new friend Michael Lohan and his fiancé Erin.” The Atlanta Housewife name drops an interesting mix of people staying in the same hotel, then says she is gearing up for a big celebrity poker event. How much do you want to bet she’ll only be watching from the cheap seats?

Michael Lohan‘s last blog confirms his attendance at Sundance, where he will be one of many hosts at the poker event Zolciak mentioned. Also on tap to attend? His “brother in Christ, Stephen Baldwin,” along with “Joe Francis and a bunch of [his] Wall Street friends.” That should be an interesting group at cocktail hour. A blowhard, a Baldwin, a bastard and some brokers. And after that? A mission trip to Cambodia. Like they don’t have enough problems. Lohan gives his audience what they’re really after with a tease of information about LiLo and Ali (who cares about the boys, right?) Maybe he’ll spill, maybe he won’t. You have to keep reading to find out. Well, we all have to stay relevant somehow.

Posted By: Elese Morris

Harry Potter’s main freeze, Hermoine Granger, just got back from Cuba. Emma Watson updates her website with the breaking news that those Cubans can really dance.
Poor little Princess Pea has never felt so inadequate. Gotta love a
girl who knows how to spell multisyllabic words. Watson is getting
ready to take the SAT, hoping for warm welcome from American
universities. Aside from learning to dance and being brilliant, Watson
is taking test shots, fitting costumes, and frumping up her hair for
the next installation of wizardry (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows).
She throws fangirls a bone with mentions of DanRad and the Ginger one,
but knows how to keep jealous harpies happy. She says she hasn’t seen
either in quite some time.Speaking of harpies, Kim Zolciak has news. Park City, Utah plays host to her fright wig this week, and she makes mention of meeting poor David Archuleta and of “hanging out with new friend Michael Lohan and his fiancé Erin.”
The Atlanta Housewife name drops an interesting mix of people staying
in the same hotel, then says she is gearing up for a big celebrity
poker event. How much do you want to bet she’ll only be watching from
the cheap seats?Michael Lohan‘s last blog confirms his
attendance at Sundance, where he will be one of many hosts at the poker
event Zolciak mentioned. Also on tap to attend? His “brother in Christ, Stephen Baldwin,” along with “Joe Francis
and a bunch of [his] Wall Street friends.” That should be an
interesting group at cocktail hour. A blowhard, a Baldwin, a bastard
and some brokers. And after that? A mission trip to Cambodia. Like they
don’t have enough problems. Lohan gives his audience what they’re
really after with a tease of information about LiLo and Ali (who cares
about the boys, right?) Maybe he’ll spill, maybe he won’t. You have to
keep reading to find out. Well, we all have to stay relevant somehow.Posted By: Elese Morris