View this and more exclusive ASL videos in higher quality at SocialiteLife.TV

ASL takes a sneak peek into where no other blog has gone before, Vanessa Minnillo’s diary. That scheming little minx is up to no good, I tell you! No good! Also, there are babies everywhere. It’s a veritable cabbage patch out in Hollywood these days. There’s a Sex movie that we’ve all been waiting for and thank God Kim Cattrall is finally able to work it into her busy movie schedule. She’s an ice-skating, dream-chasing busy lady! Britney explains her umbrella-ella-ella-eh attack and OMG, it’s a totally reasonable explanation. We were so silly to think that it looked like a crazy bald lady having a public meltdown. Our bad.

And much, much more…well, not that much more. Exactly as much more as makes it equal to ten, cause that’s the magic number we like to use for this countdown.