Because it’s a foreign language now, people! And you’ll need to learn it when they rise up and take over!
Says she, “It’s not like, ‘Oh my god, she’s not pregnant and she’s depressed.’ You know how it works. We are great. We hope for the best, we hope to get pregnant. If it happens, it happens.”
That’s loser tolk, Celine. Jump back on that fertilization horse, lady!
More importantly, Celine will soon be giving birth to a new concert film, Celine: Through the Eyes of the World, which will release in spring of next year. See what I did there! I made it seem like a DVD was her baby! Oh, wait, that’s not funny.
Pretend you never heard that while you peruse these pictures of Celine doing some shopping in Paris last year.
Gallery Info: Celine Dion doing that thing I just said in that place that time.