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For real. Who hasn’t broken the law to get a little head? It’s one of the things you should allowed to speed for. There’s serious injury, labor, and the possibility of a guy or gal who can suck the chrome off a fender to get to some privacy with. Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona this week for DUI. Reports say that he told the arresting officers that he was driving while blitzed because “I was going to drive around the corner and get [oral sex].” HAH!
Barkley apparently told the police that he had already has this girl orally communicating with his penis once and sister girl was so good that he had to go back for the sequel. Screw those people in the crosswalk I mowed down – I’m getting me some fellatin’!
“it was the best one he had ever had,” he told cops. Points for honesty. The woman in question, who can probably make some scratch off this ringing endorsement if she chooses, was in the car but not charged with anything.
The sweaty Barkley also reportedly offered to tattoo a cop’s name on his ass if he could be let off. Kinky and lusty! In our comments section, please guess what his bar tab was at the club he was at prior to OralDriveGate. We’ll fill you in after we see your guesses.
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For real. Who hasn’t broken the law to get a little head? It’s one of
the things you should allowed to speed for. There’s serious injury,
labor, and the possibility of a guy or gal who can suck the chrome off
a fender to get to some privacy with. Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona this week for DUI.
Reports say that he told the arresting officers that he was driving
while blitzed because “I was going to drive around the corner and get [oral sex].” HAH!
Barkley apparently told the police that he had already has this girl
orally communicating with his penis once and sister girl was so good
that he had to go back for the sequel. Screw those people in the
crosswalk I mowed down – I’m getting me some fellatin’!
“it was the best one he had ever had,” he told cops. Points for
honesty. The woman in question, who can probably make some scratch off
this ringing endorsement if she chooses, was in the car but not charged
with anything.
The sweaty Barkley also reportedly offered to tattoo a cop’s name on
his ass if he could be let off. Kinky and lusty! In our comments
section, please guess what his bar tab was at the club he was at prior
to OralDriveGate. We’ll fill you in after we see your guesses.
T | January 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
$400?
PeeLanger | January 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Obviously, no one gives a flyin fig.
Maybe if you offered some kind of prize for the winning guess? Say something like…. Lisa Timmons takes a refresher spelling/grammar class so we can read her shit without wincing?
J. Harvey | January 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm
$1,800!
Damn, remind me not to ask anymore questions of anyone…
LeePanger | January 4, 2009 at 1:46 am
“any more” is two words, dumbass.
Maybe you gals can get a two-fer at the local community college.
Chuck F. | January 5, 2009 at 2:20 pm
You gotta really be low on cash to agree to suck Charles Barkley’s drunk dick.